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   messageicon Whenever I meetr somebody who has a kid, they have to show me a photo of their kid. But then when I show them a photo of me to show to their kid, I am weird.
←Rate | 09-23-2012 23:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know that the word "suns" upside down is still "suns"? Mind = BLOWN
←Rate | 03-03-2012 21:59 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon They say milk gives you strenght so I drank 5 glasses and still couldnt move a wall, I tried 13 shots of vodka and saw the wall move by itself.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I have gum, I suddenly get a lot more friends.
←Rate | 05-30-2011 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back but when you're with them they always have their phone in their hand texting.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone ever consider Dr. Suess on some serious drugs when he wrote those books? A 6ft. Tall cat with a 2ft. Tall hat. I mean c'mon!
←Rate | 03-26-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon people will damn believe anything if you whisper it.
←Rate | 04-16-2011 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when teachers say, “You think it's funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn't I wouldn't be laughing…
←Rate | 09-23-2011 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In kindergarden they call them cooties. in high school we call them STDs...
←Rate | 09-28-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Treat your girl right, or another guy will
←Rate | 05-15-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to push-up bras and low cut shorts, I can now get to 2nd base w/ your girlfriend just by looking at her FB profile pic.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need to watch TNT for drama, I have Facebook.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook knows me better than anyone
←Rate | 05-04-2010 16:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
←Rate | 06-02-2010 21:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
←Rate | 12-21-2014 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since Kanye wants to write a song named 'I Am God' I wanna see him bring his dead mother back to life again.
←Rate | 02-07-2014 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who don't like bacon cannot be trusted, end of story.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is damn bacteria.
←Rate | 07-04-2011 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon B**ch please. Don't confuse hate with jealousy.
←Rate | 06-21-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Think there is in every girl's life a boy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began.
←Rate | 06-17-2010 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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