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   messageicon Whoever said “he’s only a dog” obviously never owned a dog.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the required pants and how flexible my girlfriend has become, Yoga is a win for both of us.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday! Time to mute your conscience and party!
←Rate | 07-06-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?! Sincerely, 1985
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ghetto counting: 1) Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe. 5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. 8) Ate. 9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.
←Rate | 08-16-2013 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today.. I swear they just cant figure shi& out on their own. Its like they need a you tube video to show them how to wipe their As%
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If swimming would just add one shark, I would watch it more than football.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon It takes two people to fall in love + one to wreck it.
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:21 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sometimes I see people and think, "Is your face supposed to be like that?"
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's only a matter of time until The Homeless start accepting Credit Cards.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Todays my Grandmas birthday, but she doesnt have a cell phone for me to text or a facebook wall for me to write on, what do I do?
←Rate | 07-25-2011 22:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I still reply to your one word text messages you're special.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 20:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Say it to my face, not through your status.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 21:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just when you think your day can't get any worse, someone pokes you on Facebook
←Rate | 06-19-2012 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The very first photo uploaded to Facebook was a cartoon cat. The second one was probably a duck-face girl.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best thing about Facebook is that someone can disappear as quickly as they appeared!
←Rate | 03-16-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the people that cover up their answers, Like c'mon.. Lets work together bro..
←Rate | 10-11-2011 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Today, you're here. Coincidence?
←Rate | 08-19-2011 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon During a breakup, women need tissues for tears... men also need tissues, but for a different reason.
←Rate | 08-26-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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