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I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D
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11-25-2012 21:31 by
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I can't live without: ✔ Food ✔ Music ✔ Oxygen ✔ Water ✔ Internet ❒ You
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05-02-2012 21:14 by
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Hey mom?” “WHAT!?” “Nevermind you`re not in a good mood.
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12-27-2011 21:26 by
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Girls don't fart. That sound you hear is actually baby unicorns being released into the world to sprinkle sugar on cookies.
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04-15-2012 22:09 by
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I come up with all my best ideas when I'm drunk.
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05-04-2012 21:06 by
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Its funny how some people can talk crap behind your back and then act like they got your back when they see you.
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05-10-2012 13:29 by
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Plan for tonight: 1. get off work and drink till Monday. 2. figure the rest out later
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01-25-2013 20:55 by
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Saw this person's photo on Facebook & I thought to myself ” DAMN I'D HIT THAT “……with a truck. “
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06-03-2011 23:05 by
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You get in the biggest fights with the people you care about the most, because they are the relationships you're willing to fight for.
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03-26-2012 21:24 by
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I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher.
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04-03-2012 21:38 by
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Trying to find a good time to tell my dog he is adopted...
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04-12-2012 19:58 by
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So many things remind me of You, mostly when I sit on the toilet.
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07-17-2010 23:35 by
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Girls have periods, cramps, babies, and everything else. The least a guy could do is text her first
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05-31-2013 21:22 by
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When you hear people speak in another language: 6% I wish I could speak that. 94% Those b**ches better not be talking about me...
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05-11-2012 21:35 by
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BEST EXCUSE: I didn't scream out someone else's name during sex. I was thinking of baby names in case you get pregnant...
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06-25-2012 22:10 by
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When I was little, I wanted to be a UPS man when I grew up because they get to drive around all day with no doors. Now I'm really glad my car has doors.
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05-04-2011 15:41 by
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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
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03-29-2013 21:20 by
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I just pictured my life.....and there isn't room for you in the frame.
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08-06-2012 22:33 by
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Unfriended me? Wow, you sure showed m
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09-14-2012 21:14 by
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Before Facebook we all had to lie about how happy we are in person.
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11-21-2012 21:14 by
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