love Funny Status Messages

   Many admit to being fools for love. But only Foghat had the guts to admit to being fools for the city

   Nothing describes my love life more than watching a declawed cat trying to scratch the sofa

   Dear current rock music, put up or Shut Up. love, Classic Rock

   I would love nothing more than to see the Heat to lose in the first round.

   Star Wars fans never get laid because they are looking for love in Alderaan places.

   Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?

   Love is Love and Sex is Sex. You don't need to be in love to have sex but you need good sex to stay in love. Some people's sex will make you fall in love.

   Leave it to a collection of random motherf uckers I've never met to make me feel less like shi t, I love you guys

   Dogs are like unruly kids. The people who live with them love 'em. But they annoy the heII out of the rest of us.

   Nothing like falling in love with a sociopath to make you question your judgement.

   Love is like the sweetest, most delicious gourmet cupcake laced with arsenic.

   If someone says "I love you," and you don't feel the same way, say "I love Youtube" really fast

   Honk if you Love Trump. Drive into a Tree if you Love Hillary.

   If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play "Total Eclipse Of The Heart". Bears love that song.

   Just saying I love Google. It gives me everything I need, except head.

   Hey there automatic flushing toilet. I love your enthusiasm but ummm..... I wasn't finished yet.

   wrote a letter to my love, and on my way I caught him, kicked him in his special place, and shoved it in his pocket! goodbye cheater

   i swear; when people are in love they are never themselves, they are something else....

   Random Happy Thought Factoid of the day: The Beatles used "love" 613 times in their songs.

   Someone questioned: "Y do we need a lover when there are so many around to love us?" A wise man answered: "As air is everywhere but we still need a fan to feel it!" :)