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One day, I hope to be the person my dog thinks I am.
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03-21-2012 21:18 by BEGO
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If you really cared you wouldn't ignore my text, neglect my feelings and forget my existence.
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06-04-2012 22:12 by BEGO
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Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
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06-14-2012 22:14 by BEGO
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I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum.
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06-15-2012 22:02 by BEGO
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That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side.
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08-15-2012 21:58 by BEGO
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There's a new way to transfer funds that's even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
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06-08-2011 21:46 by BEGO
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Married people always ask when you’re getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery.
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03-31-2014 21:23 by BEGO
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Dear Kids, go to College…it’s the only time it’s acceptable to be drunk and poor.
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03-15-2013 21:17 by BEGO
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I'm just ready for summer 2013.
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09-19-2012 21:13 by BEGO
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Damn.. who isn't pregnant...?
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05-14-2012 21:04 by BEGO
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I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
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09-21-2011 20:44 by BEGO
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There’s “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe, “over” in lover, “end” in friend, “ex” in “next”, & “if” in life.
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08-30-2013 23:12 by BEGO
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When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far and no one can ever tear them apart.
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03-23-2012 21:21 by BEGO
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Snooki's pregnant...? Finding the father is gonna be harder than finding Waldo, but I bet Waldo fuck$d her too anyway.
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03-02-2012 21:32 by BEGO
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Found out today you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at waffle house... just trying to help.
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06-15-2012 22:04 by BEGO
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Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
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05-26-2011 21:53 by BEGO
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Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn't work out before, what makes you think it would this time?
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09-17-2010 23:04 by BEGO
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It's difficult to have a committed relationship with a schizophrenic. They're always seeing other people.
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09-14-2011 22:19 by BEGO
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Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner.
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07-26-2011 22:20 by BEGO
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I believe in Karma, Mainly because I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .
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05-08-2012 21:06 by BEGO
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