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   messageicon One day, I hope to be the person my dog thinks I am.
←Rate | 03-21-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you really cared you wouldn't ignore my text, neglect my feelings and forget my existence.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there.
←Rate | 06-14-2012 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a new way to transfer funds that's even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Married people always ask when you’re getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery.
←Rate | 03-31-2014 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Kids, go to College…it’s the only time it’s acceptable to be drunk and poor.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I'm just ready for summer 2013.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Damn.. who isn't pregnant...?
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 20:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There’s “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe, “over” in lover, “end” in friend, “ex” in “next”, & “if” in life.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far and no one can ever tear them apart.
←Rate | 03-23-2012 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snooki's pregnant...? Finding the father is gonna be harder than finding Waldo, but I bet Waldo fuck$d her too anyway.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found out today you're supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at waffle house... just trying to help.
←Rate | 06-15-2012 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
←Rate | 05-26-2011 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never recycle a past relationship. Because if it didn't work out before, what makes you think it would this time?
←Rate | 09-17-2010 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's difficult to have a committed relationship with a schizophrenic. They're always seeing other people.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody on television curses more than the Roadrunner.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in Karma, Mainly because I can do bad things to people I don't like and assume they deserved it .
←Rate | 05-08-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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