Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   Gonna steal a bus and get these kids back to school if it's the LAST thing I do!!!

   just woke from a 2.5 hour tryptophan-induced coma.

   As far as Miss Universe Canada is concerned, it seems the "Miss" part of the competition has to start at birth...

   Myspace has invaded Facebook > Facebook Movie...

   Dry Clean Only = Dirty Shirt

   Dear Facebook. My friends know when I change my profile picture.. Signed, Everyone on the planet

   ... This is Lawrence, Kansas... Is there anybody out there?... Anybody at all?

   If you squint your eyes real hard this post looks likes it's in Spanish........ (ok, stop before someone see's you)

   I gave up organized religion for lent a long time ago...

   The difference between people with tattoos and those without is, people with tattoos don't judge those without...

   Click your heels together three times and go fack yourself

   Bitstrips just won't go away...

   you know when you lean back in your chair and almost fall over??? I feel like THAT all the time...

   Anybody got a recepie for cicadas?

   About that pumpkin.. line the cut edges with cooking oil to keep that jack-o'-lantern fresh for a longer time.

   My wifes husband is a great guy!! Not to mention how cool her kids dad is...

   shocked that thousands of military personnel have lost their lives and no one says a thing. a drugged out celebrity dies and... well, you know. now THAT'S FUNNY!!!

   the Chairman for the Frostbite Falls Society of Wildlife Conversation. Well, somebody's gonna have to start talking about these things.

   don't ya hate it when it's real quiet in a meeting and your hungry stomach decides to make those "dying whale" sounds...

   watch for ME during the halftime show at the Super Bowl. I'll be the one holding Madona's colostomy bag.