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X says About that pumpkin.. line the cut edges with cooking oil to keep that jack-o'-lantern fresh for a longer time.
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←Rate | 10-29-2010 22:58 by Steve OH | Tags: Approved

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PUnKiE
Monday May 16, 2011 @ 11:16 PM

Use petroleum jelly, it won't burn.

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