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   messageicon Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals? I want a scary movie in Walmart. CLEAN UP ON AISLE 13. BUT SIR... THERE IS NO AISLE 13. Dramatic music..
←Rate | 01-11-2014 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand how girls could be so in love with a guy one week and the next not even talk to him for no apparent reason
←Rate | 01-05-2014 20:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month..
←Rate | 01-05-2014 20:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Studies show that 36% of people rushed to the hospital die on their way. Such a coincidence seeing that 36% of ambulance drivers are women.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever wake up and just say "nope" and then roll over and go back to sleep
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your ex texts you, its probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When girls get mad, they cry to their friends. We go cuss people out on Xbox.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take f*cking notes.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 22:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think money attracts the females you want, struggle attracts the woman you need..
←Rate | 12-29-2013 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today.. I swear they just cant figure shi& out on their own. Its like they need a you tube video to show them how to wipe their As%
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage is hard. Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got divorce. He spend 27 years in prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said. I CANT TAKE THIS SHI%
←Rate | 12-13-2013 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon God made men. But sandwiches weren't going to make themselves. So God made women.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Explaining to a woman why she's wrong is the most difficult thing in the world.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We naturally want a girl in our lives. Girls only like ass-holes. Guys become ass-holes to adjust. It's natural. Don't blame us.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best friendships are built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, and inappropriateness.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pawn Stars Man: Hey can I have change for a dollar? Rick: The best I can do is 25 cents.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I end a sentence with "Just Sayin" what I really mean to say is "Fu%k off, I'm right." ...just sayin.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was kicked out of the Nintendo thoughts group for my idea about a Wii game for disabled people. Apparently Wii-Tards isn't a great name.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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