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   messageicon I clapped because it finished, not because I liked it.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 19:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When blk ppl walk their dog it's a chore. When white folk wall their dog it's an expeditionary adventure that clears the intestinal tract.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 16:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team" so....there
←Rate | 07-13-2012 23:29 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever have that moment when you try to flick a booger and it teleports on to your other finger?
←Rate | 07-10-2012 18:57 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not entirely sure what a "propriate" is, but apparently I'm in it.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 10:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish every chick with STD'S had "6 fingers" i'd be like "Let me see ya hands, Biatch you ain't slick trying hide that extra pinky"
←Rate | 07-05-2012 18:47 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Supplies! -Asian surprise party
←Rate | 06-27-2012 12:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Last night.. The pizza man left my house and asked me for a tip.. I told him "Don't Trust These Hoes"
←Rate | 06-25-2012 01:09 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon Shoutout to all the girls that can't update their status because they told some guy they tired...& going to bed.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 01:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bar Rules for MEN: No shirt, no service. Bar rules for WOMEN: No shirt, free drinks.
←Rate | 06-25-2012 01:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning beautiful ladies "Muah" Good morning ugly ladies "Handshakes"
←Rate | 06-23-2012 17:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon thumbs up if you drive til the gas light come on
←Rate | 06-23-2012 12:28 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas is dropping...we must have secured an oil rig in the middle east...
←Rate | 06-23-2012 12:25 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon LeBron James hairline got a back court violation.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 16:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest thing I'll ever get to being a damn magician.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon a real woman rotates tha batteries in her remote wit tha batteries in her vibrator
←Rate | 06-16-2012 00:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to all the dark skinned girls with the cheetah print tattoo that looks like a 2nd degree burn....
←Rate | 06-15-2012 00:23 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon that risky towel walk you have to do from the shower to the bedroom
←Rate | 06-12-2012 09:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon It must be past the Celtics bedtime.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 22:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A perfect relationship is one which the only thing you fight about is who gets to hold the camera when you're fvcking...
←Rate | 06-09-2012 21:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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