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X is So Last night.. The pizza man left my house and asked me for a tip.. I told him "Don't Trust These Hoes"
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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-25-2012 01:09 by fadolo
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Colnie
Monday June 25, 2012 @ 09:05 AM

Yeah, ya gotta watch those garden tools

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