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   messageicon Guys, if you really want her to stop complaining about the toilet seat being up, pee with it down a few times.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 22:21 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette
←Rate | 02-11-2011 16:25 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No facebook, I wanna know what's on your mind!
←Rate | 02-11-2011 13:41 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate you cheetos . You ruined all my good jeans .
←Rate | 02-11-2011 12:26 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kinda feels weird when your computer asks if you'd like to continue unprotected....
←Rate | 02-09-2011 19:12 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be "Nobody" so when I see stupid crap people post, I can "Like" it. And it will say "Nobody Likes This"
←Rate | 02-09-2011 18:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (4)  


   messageicon I'll have a coke please . Hhmmm is Pepsi ok ? Hhmm how about no ! Is monopoly money ok ?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 15:46 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I think NASA is making shit up just to see if anyone's listening.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 22:29 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There should be a 5 second rule when girls start to cry where you can take what you just said back.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 13:41 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm about 0 for 300 in looking for safes behind wall paintings
←Rate | 02-03-2011 10:56 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you music, for being there when no one else was.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 10:51 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Tostitos, make your dip jars shorter and wider so your chips can actually fit inside them. Thanks
←Rate | 02-02-2011 21:46 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you got attacked by a bunch of homeless people would you be bummed?
←Rate | 02-02-2011 18:06 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife and I have are talking about renewing our vows. Or as I like to call it, getting a double life sentence.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the I in "I love you" becomes more important than the "you," the word in the middle just fades away.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:39 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Damn!! My internet is running slower than a turtle with 3 broken legs and a massive head injuty--doesn't it know that I am a FB addict?
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:38 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish some people could actually see their personality when they look in a mirror.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 16:37 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Getting 3 inches of snow per hour. My front yard looks like Charlie Sheen's coffee table.
←Rate | 02-02-2011 15:34 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got a text from a wrong number that said "I think my ex is stalking my friends"... so I replied back "No I'm not."
←Rate | 01-30-2011 21:04 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying.
←Rate | 01-29-2011 21:35 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  




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