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   messageicon Wife: Do you want something for dinner?,, Me: What are my choices?,,, Wife: Yes or No.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 18:33 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Apple had a nickle for every time an iPhone dropped it's connection they'd be one of the richest companies in the.......... Oh.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 18:37 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Understand that the road to zombie hell is paved with absolutely good intestines.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 18:40 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm backwards is mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq ,,,, Now 14% of you will proof this for accuracy,,, and then die alone.....Asses
←Rate | 04-05-2012 13:23 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't recall,,,Was the "power of Grayskull" 110v or 220v?
←Rate | 04-05-2012 13:26 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on the third day God created the beach,, so every 70's rock band would have a place to shoot their album cover.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 16:33 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite Easter tradition is when Uncle Gary starts giving everyone Stone Cold Stunners a half hour after the deviled eggs are gone.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 16:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Praise be unto Jesus,, owned so epically on the Cross so that we may not be similarly Owned & who on the 3rd day turned Epic Fail to epic Win
←Rate | 04-05-2012 18:29 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sit for 5 minutes laughing at my own tweet.. Then read it to my wife who looks at me in confusion...
←Rate | 04-05-2012 18:36 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know dream catchers don't work,, because I've never seen one in a car worth more than three thousand dollars.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 20:38 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Boston Red Sox are now offering peanut-free seating for fans with severe allergies... Sox officials said they want to make sure that gagging and choking only occur on the field
←Rate | 04-06-2012 07:18 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dog ate the garbage so told him he was bad,, He yelled "you're not my real dad!" and ran away ........ wait,, I don't have a dog
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:27 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a shame that Qatar's national airline is "Qatar Airways",, and not the far superior "Air Qatar".
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:35 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon American Idol would be so much better if Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets were the judges.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:37 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait !! Everybody stop posting,,,,, I dropped a contact lens
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:40 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:46 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apple cobbler? Uh,, No thanks,,, If I ever want shoes made for my apples,, I'll buy them at the mall where they're cheaper,,, I'm NOT an idiot..
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:50 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cool thing about Taco Bell's " 5 buck box " Is that if you time your eating right... As soon as your done, you can turn right around and use the box to make a Mexican " soft serve" in it......... I know,, what a green idea
←Rate | 04-06-2012 18:02 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?
←Rate | 04-06-2012 18:04 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 20:44 by snotty Comments (3)  




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