friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   You know your mind is already on the weekend when someone at work tells you they're giving away shots, and you assume alcohol before flu.

   Dear Week, I am leaving you for the Weekend. I would say it's not you, it's me, but let's face it, it was you. Sincerely, Me

   reminding you that you need to turn your clocks back this weekend, i'm going to turn mine back to when I was 25.

   Instead of all this nonsence with an hour here or there or mess around with the whole leap years crap. We should accumulate the time for an extra day on the weekend!.

   M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ Friday!! just say'in :))

   Mom always said "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours.." THANK YOU FRIDAY!!, I Love You, too!!!! I've always loved you. You and I are belong together! This is wonderful! We shall celebrate your return!!

   You know that movie where the guy needs to keep his adrenaline level up or he dies? My weekend was just like that, except the opposite.

   In line at walmart. The lady in front of me had a lawn chair, a can of beans and a box of that summers eve douche rinse. I'm afraid to imagine what her weekend might consist of

   jumping as high as possible so he can take a sneak peek of Friday's preview.

   the 1 item on my Black Friday shopping list this year is a mistletoe belt buckle for myself.

   The worst thing about calling in sick today is not being able to post last night's rage fest pictures until this weekend.

   its ALOHA Friday no work till monday !!!

   I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.

   A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.

   3 Pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream, a wrench, and handcuffs made out of Twizzlers. I'm ready for bootycall Friday night to begin!

   Today is my Friday, but yesterday was not my Thursday, because that's Thanksgiving and we all know Thanksgiving is in two more days, and tomorrow is not my Saturday, it's just Wednesday. Yesterday was Monday, not just in my world, but everywhere. Don't kn

   thinks it's discriminating that there's a Black Friday but not a White Friday!

   Camping out for black friday is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.

   Anyone that asks me to go shopping on Black Friday will be slapped.

   now that you spent all your money on Black Friday Now what?