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   messageicon My life has a surprising lack of dance battles.
←Rate | 10-19-2012 05:31 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the best age to tell your kids that they have a weak rap game?
←Rate | 10-29-2014 18:38 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
←Rate | 11-21-2014 05:20 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.
←Rate | 09-22-2012 08:26 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seems like we would be just fine with about half as many types of pasta
←Rate | 08-08-2015 06:12 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins
←Rate | 11-17-2012 11:09 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey people still doing fireworks. My dog hates you.
←Rate | 07-07-2013 15:53 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't sign up for the 401k at work, because there's no way I can run that far.
←Rate | 11-21-2013 05:39 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love how the internet has improved people's grammar far more then any English teacher has. If you write "your" instead of "you're" in a English class all you get is a red mark.... Mess up on the Internet just once, and may God have mercy on your soul.
←Rate | 07-15-2012 06:02 by Huck Comments (2)  


   messageicon "Oh my gosh! A giant face just destroyed my house! Now he seems to be doing some weird dance?" - spiders
←Rate | 07-02-2012 07:20 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dog acts pretty tough for someone who's afraid of cotton balls
←Rate | 07-20-2016 19:05 by huck Comments (1)  


   messageicon I’ve seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad
←Rate | 09-12-2014 05:31 by Huck Comments (2)  


   messageicon Fun thing to do #47 When you see someone on one knee tying their shoe stand in front of them and say "YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES"
←Rate | 04-25-2014 05:42 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
←Rate | 11-29-2014 20:13 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear iTunes and Adobe, Would it not be more time efficient to just tell us when you are NOT updating?
←Rate | 03-17-2014 06:54 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amazon’s recommendations are like that friend who heard you say “ninja” once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years
←Rate | 03-11-2014 05:25 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon My trust issues began when there was no donkey in Donkey Kong.
←Rate | 11-30-2013 07:12 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is normally when Tony Romo is visited by 3 ghosts. The ghost of December Failures past, present and future.
←Rate | 12-07-2013 07:31 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never follow my heart because involuntary, myogenic organs are terrible decision makers
←Rate | 04-04-2014 05:27 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm reading the ingredients on a can of dog food, and I'm shocked to see that 17% of it is "kids' homework".
←Rate | 02-24-2013 08:23 by Huck Comments (0)  




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