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I love the surprised look on a woman's face when I tell her that she drew her eyebrows too high.
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07-01-2015 21:30 by jitney
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I feel a jokeke for Chris Brown and Ray Rice Rice coming up. hmmm...maybe after I finish this Brown Rice, I'll knock it out!
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09-09-2014 18:21 by Jitney
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Anyone knows how taco shells make it through days on a shelf of a warehouse without breaking, but as soon as it ends up on my plate with some meat in it, it falls apart into pieces? (-__-)
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08-31-2013 13:54 by Jitney
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The Book of ELI, was opened in the Fourth Quarter of the SuperBowl!!!!
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02-05-2012 21:47 by jitney
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Its like a million Nicki Minaj snuck in at the SuperBowl show.....
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02-05-2012 20:10 by jitney
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If you have a craving for Pringles & Sardines at 3am in the morning..... you just smoked some bad weed, thats all!
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06-09-2012 01:01 by jitney
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Shout out to whoever got these gas prices down in July. now lets hit da two dollar mark.
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07-13-2012 06:50 by jitney
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A car pulled over. The driver anxiously asked me: "What is the shortest way to South Miami hospital." I said: " Close your eyes and keep driving."
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01-21-2016 12:41 by Jitney
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Craziest superstition I ever heard - whatever you doing when the New Years come, that's gonna what you do for the rest of the year! So does anyone wanna go drinking with me on New Years?
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12-19-2013 16:18 by Jitney
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If a ex-wife is laying in your bed, gasping for air and calling out your name, then you might want to hold the pillow down some more.
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01-08-2012 14:12 by jitney
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If you think that age is just a number, then prison is just a house .
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10-26-2015 17:59 by Jitney
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No wonder, the Chinese took the medal in Table Tennis in the olympics....their use to seeing small balls going back n forth.
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08-09-2012 00:43 by jitney
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Great first it was the Movie theater early this yr, then the Mall random shootings, no its kids at the elementary level...... Can we put praying back in school now?
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12-14-2012 13:57 by Jitney
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I dont have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bulllllshhhiittttts!
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04-01-2013 02:17 by Jitney
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In Miami: We had a great winter season lastnight, can't wait 'til next year.
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02-19-2013 06:05 by Jitney
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Welcome to Chik-Fila, doesn't really matters what you all protest for, as long as you EAT MORE CHICKEN!!
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08-03-2012 18:19 by jitney
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Watching this growing TOP CIA scandal is proof that women secretly runs the world!!!
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11-13-2012 19:32 by jitney
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No more wet foot, dry foot for the Cubans #obamasfarewell
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01-12-2017 18:50 by jitney
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"Can I safely look at a picture of the sun on my phone? I know you not suppose to look at the sun, but how about a picture?" - My wife
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01-19-2017 22:38 by Jitney
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Polarized glasses for sale. Not used at all. Need money for Powerball!!
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08-23-2017 20:13 by jitney
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