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   messageicon when you see a sign at a restaurant that says 'employees must wash BOTH hands', I think that's when you have to worry...
←Rate | 01-11-2012 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got to stop believing everything I think.
←Rate | 08-10-2011 10:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Textaphrenia – thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 14:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best selling books are cookbooks and the second are diet books. So you can learn how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 15:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a shot of whiskey for everytime I thought of you, I'd be sober.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonalds drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if dog’s had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of the best decisions I’ve ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should invent a relationship status that says "Only when i'm drunk."
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Graduation speech: I would like to thank Wikipedia, and copy/paste. - I'm out bitc$es
←Rate | 04-10-2012 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar, they challenge me to Guitar Hero? I have never challenged a veteran to Call of Duty.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 11:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seems like it's going to be “die trying” rather than “get rich” kind of life.
←Rate | 10-05-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I cant stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. "Yeah he's 29 months old", B$tch don't make me do math.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are saying the voting age should be 16. Twilight won 9 teen shoice awards. You really want them voting for the next president?
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuc& you, though.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my a@s?
←Rate | 05-30-2011 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


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