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   messageicon I'd really like to find the person that named the sensitive part of your elbow the "Funny Bone" and punch them in the face. See how funny they think that is.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:35 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just went to the kitchen for water and came back up without it. Now I have to go back to the kitchen.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 17:34 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking about going out tonight, because the Beastie Boys fought and nearly died for my right to party...
←Rate | 03-04-2011 17:55 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one Fish cant Drown.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 01:12 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 12:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, for example: "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"
←Rate | 05-19-2011 09:14 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Whose idea was it to "be an adult?"
←Rate | 05-31-2011 09:29 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll have a coke please . Hhmmm is Pepsi ok ? Hhmm how about no ! Is monopoly money ok ?
←Rate | 02-09-2011 15:46 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I think NASA is making shit up just to see if anyone's listening.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 22:29 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Even in a happy relationship, it's seems to be possible to have a wandering eye or even crave affection from another person.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:09 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just googled 2013 and it said the new Batman movie comes out SO TAKE THAT MAYANS.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 19:30 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have so little game I'm not even allowed to play miniature golf.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:08 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Calling all my ex girlfriends today to tell them I have herpes. I don't really have it, I just don't want any of them to sleep with other people.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:24 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No facebook, I wanna know what's on your mind!
←Rate | 02-11-2011 13:41 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cutting education funding to help the economy is like planting chicken eggs rather than feeding the hen.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:08 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love...it takes hostages and shows zero remorse.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:22 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were you, I'd get a red nose and some big shoes and call it a day.
←Rate | 03-03-2011 13:12 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This vodka diet is freaking awesome, I've already lost 3 days.
←Rate | 05-10-2011 16:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mother Nature can be cruel sometimes. If I ever meet her I'm gonna snatch her purse. Old B*tch
←Rate | 05-17-2011 16:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just rescued some wine.. it was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day!
←Rate | 05-28-2011 13:56 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  




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