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   messageicon Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 13:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you text someone to tell them you’re standing outside of their house instead of knocking on the door, then you probably text too much.
←Rate | 04-05-2013 20:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If spiders start flying I'm leaving this planet.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 21:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she still adores you while you're covered in mud scrabbling to get out of a hole at rock bottom, she's definitely a keeper.
←Rate | 11-30-2012 00:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're never too old to become younger.
←Rate | 06-11-2012 14:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure, mistakes help us to find the right person!
←Rate | 04-18-2011 19:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Voicemail should be renamed “messages from people over 40″
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage: finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life
←Rate | 04-22-2011 22:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't want perfect, I want honesty.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 02:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Monday still a thing?
←Rate | 06-11-2012 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 19:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon God made us plain and simple, but we have made ourselves complicated and difficult.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 10:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously though, nobody wants to hear your ringtone
←Rate | 11-23-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your girlfriend doesn’t like that bi&ch, you don’t talk to that bi&ch.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 21:39 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon An apple fan walks into a bar.. Orders the same drink as yesterday, but pays more..
←Rate | 09-12-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how dudes can take care of Jordan's, but can't take care of a woman.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 18:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is 2 types of ugly girls; the UGLY girls, and the girls with MAKE-UP.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 20:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That split second when you are 100% sure ur gunna die after you lean to far back in ur chair
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We live on a world where smart people are called nerds and social outcast, and stupid people are the cool ones. And they get all the damn hot chicks.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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