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   messageicon Growing up I always dreamed of being slimed on Nickelodeon.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 20:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're a 90s kid if… you wore the light up shoes! Those were badass.
←Rate | 10-05-2012 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon By "lol" I mean I don't give a fu&k.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Age is no guarantee of maturity.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 12:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon he songs I like always come on when I'm supposed to be getting out of my car.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon [ ] single [ ] taken [x] dating imaginary person, that's perfect for me
←Rate | 05-01-2011 22:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am online on facebook only in morning, afternoon, evening and night.. otherwise am busy in study.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Swear I bet you if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said "I'm brushing my hair". It would get about 50 likes.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say thank you, for all I have.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:47 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dont buy condoms at BP gas stations, they may burst and result in a leak...
←Rate | 06-23-2010 14:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before you judge the younger generation remember who raised them.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 22:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon X wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call AT&T.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 20:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.
←Rate | 09-16-2011 19:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a girl with "GUESS" on her shirt. I said "fake?". she slapped me!!
←Rate | 07-23-2010 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember guys, while your checking some other girl out, someone else is checking out your girl. Appreciate what you have, or someone else will.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twitter makes me love people I've never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Siri is basically a chick that has no personality and claims to know everything? ...Sounds like my ex!
←Rate | 05-23-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Find someone who will change your life, not just your damn relationship status.
←Rate | 01-11-2013 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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