BEGO Funny Status Messages

   Growing up I always dreamed of being slimed on Nickelodeon.

   You're a 90s kid if… you wore the light up shoes! Those were badass.

   By "lol" I mean I don't give a fu&k.

   Age is no guarantee of maturity.

   he songs I like always come on when I'm supposed to be getting out of my car.

   [ ] single [ ] taken [x] dating imaginary person, that's perfect for me

   Am online on facebook only in morning, afternoon, evening and night.. otherwise am busy in study.

   Swear I bet you if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said "I'm brushing my hair". It would get about 50 likes.

   Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say thank you, for all I have.

   Dont buy condoms at BP gas stations, they may burst and result in a leak...

   Before you judge the younger generation remember who raised them.

   X wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call AT&T.

   You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a death certificate.

   I saw a girl with "GUESS" on her shirt. I said "fake?". she slapped me!!

   The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3+ hours.

   Remember guys, while your checking some other girl out, someone else is checking out your girl. Appreciate what you have, or someone else will.

   Twitter makes me love people I've never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.

   So Siri is basically a chick that has no personality and claims to know everything? ...Sounds like my ex!

   Find someone who will change your life, not just your damn relationship status.

   What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE