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   messageicon Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 23:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how long you have been together, it's completely okay to walk out of someone's life if you just don't feel like you belong there anymore.
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasn't that Drunk.." "Dude, you threw a bird at the police and screamed go angry bird kill those pigs!"
←Rate | 07-04-2011 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Buying water at baseball games is ridiculous! $5 for water?!?! If I wanted to pay $5 for water, I would buy Miller Lite.
←Rate | 05-08-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even if oil prices go down, I’m still going to siphon gas from my neighbor’s car because I like the adrenaline rush and he’s an a&shole.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Wow! My political opinion just changed because of what you posted on Facebook” – said no one ever.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face your damn problems. Don't Facebook your problems.
←Rate | 09-10-2011 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm hungry. Fridge: I don't give a s#it. Cabinet: Bi$ch, don't look at me. Freezer: LOL. You like ice?
←Rate | 03-12-2012 23:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 21:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Life goal, make it to the bottom of my chapstick before  I lose it.
←Rate | 03-13-2011 00:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People glorify being single because you can sleep with anyone you want. In reality you can only sleep with the people who want to sleep with you. That’s a very different number.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 23:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pack of gum, 10 chances to turn an enemy into a friend
←Rate | 01-20-2012 20:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, let's get this straight. There's no way EVERYONE has the best boyfriend in the world. Work it out amongst yourselves.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never judge a book by its cover, UNLESS the word Twilight is written on it... then you know it's s$it.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single last one of them.
←Rate | 08-30-2014 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend and I have an open relationship and will continue to do so right up until she finds out.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe your ex didn't take you for granted, but they sure took you for everything else.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bar was closed when I got there with a sign that said, “The door is alarmed.” I said to myself, “How do you think I feel?”
←Rate | 07-14-2011 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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