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   messageicon I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing worse than when the car in front of you stops at a yellow light and you have to get home to take a dump.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The 3 scariest words your girlfriend can ever say to you... "notice anything different?"
←Rate | 07-10-2012 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im so happy Facebook wasnt around when I was in high school.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To be honest, I really don't give a damn. I lose friends, I make friends, and I make enemies everyday. Regardless, I'm still going to be me.
←Rate | 09-01-2012 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon “I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage; the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy a license.
←Rate | 08-11-2011 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The later it gets at night, the funnier everything is. When you're laughing at nothing...it's time to go to bed.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 00:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really don't mind getting up and going to work every day. It's the part about staying there for 8 hours that I have a problem with.
←Rate | 10-24-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentines Day is almost here! I still can't find my handcuffs and whip!!
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a court of law you're innocent until proven guilty. In a relationship you're guilty until proven innocent.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a good chance you don't like me. But an even better chance I don't care.
←Rate | 03-25-2012 22:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, I'm going to have the Tetris theme played at my funeral... just as my coffin is being lowered into the ground.
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate long distance relationships , the fridge is so far from my bed
←Rate | 12-22-2011 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, “Damn That’s how I want you to do it.”
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon u have twitter?-yes- facebook? -yes- tumblr? -yes- blog?-of course- life? I opened an account but I don't really use it!.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they’re still getting an answer.
←Rate | 08-30-2014 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.
←Rate | 03-06-2014 21:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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