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I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans.
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06-09-2012 22:31 by
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There is nothing worse than when the car in front of you stops at a yellow light and you have to get home to take a dump.
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07-03-2012 21:34 by
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The 3 scariest words your girlfriend can ever say to you... "notice anything different?"
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07-10-2012 22:02 by
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper
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12-20-2011 20:21 by
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Im so happy Facebook wasnt around when I was in high school.
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07-25-2011 22:10 by
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To be honest, I really don't give a damn. I lose friends, I make friends, and I make enemies everyday. Regardless, I'm still going to be me.
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09-01-2012 22:32 by
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“I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook
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08-06-2012 22:28 by
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Marriage; the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy a license.
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08-11-2011 22:22 by
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The later it gets at night, the funnier everything is. When you're laughing at nothing...it's time to go to bed.
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08-05-2011 00:45 by
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I really don't mind getting up and going to work every day. It's the part about staying there for 8 hours that I have a problem with.
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10-24-2011 22:20 by
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Valentines Day is almost here! I still can't find my handcuffs and whip!!
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02-13-2012 22:24 by
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In a court of law you're innocent until proven guilty. In a relationship you're guilty until proven innocent.
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02-17-2012 21:20 by
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There's a good chance you don't like me. But an even better chance I don't care.
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03-25-2012 22:13 by
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When I die, I'm going to have the Tetris theme played at my funeral... just as my coffin is being lowered into the ground.
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05-11-2012 21:18 by
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Nothing makes you look younger than an old photo.
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05-18-2012 21:53 by
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I hate long distance relationships , the fridge is so far from my bed
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12-22-2011 22:29 by
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The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, “Damn That’s how I want you to do it.”
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02-28-2014 21:12 by
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u have twitter?-yes- facebook? -yes- tumblr? -yes- blog?-of course- life? I opened an account but I don't really use it!.
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06-06-2011 22:02 by
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Don’t be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they’re still getting an answer.
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08-30-2014 23:08 by
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Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.
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03-06-2014 21:00 by
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