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   messageicon I live on the corner of Funny Street and Silly Road,in Crazy Town which is in Physco Valley,in a twisted state of mind!
←Rate | 07-23-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon H.O.E.S = HAPPILY OFFERING EVERYONE SEX.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers,but now they drink like their damn Fathers...!!!
←Rate | 06-05-2011 22:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may think I'm a loser, but to my goldfich, I'm the god of flakes.
←Rate | 09-10-2011 22:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I end a sentence with "Just Sayin" what I really mean to say is "Fu%k off, I'm right." ...just sayin.
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you do this: Waking up and checking your Facebook like its the morning paper.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 11:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever coined the phrase "you don't know what you got till its gone" was talking about toilet paper, probably
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall.
←Rate | 08-31-2012 22:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I called out my wife's name during sex and she walked in to see what I needed. Won't do that again.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could be the next American Idol!! If they could just let me bring my shower on stage...
←Rate | 02-07-2012 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The number one rule in life "stay in your own lane "and there won't be any accidents.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Toilet paper and my iPhone have a lot in common... both are essential when I take a s$it.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just watch a damn naked Chinese man run into a wall at full speed with a hard on. He broke his nose.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 00:07 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never will. But I do regret our relationship. It destroyed our friendship!
←Rate | 04-12-2011 22:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
←Rate | 08-18-2011 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Its funny that my dad has figured out how to tag me in pics he upload to Facebook but the clock on his VCR has been wrong since 1987
←Rate | 07-25-2011 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon McDonalds is opening their first restaurant in Vietnam next year. McDonalds slogan "loving you long time"!!!
←Rate | 07-16-2013 23:12 by BEGO Comments (1)  




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