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Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird…. it still looks cute for you.
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06-03-2011 23:02 by BEGO
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Oh, you think you're ugly? I believe you spelled attention seeking wh$re wrong.
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04-16-2012 21:37 by BEGO
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Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?
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05-04-2012 21:10 by BEGO
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I ain't doing s$it today. ☑ Mission accomplished.
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05-11-2012 21:12 by BEGO
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Sorry, I'm really bad at returning calls and texts." = "Um yeah, I just don't want to talk to you."
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06-08-2012 21:57 by BEGO
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
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12-12-2011 22:22 by BEGO
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I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet.
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07-24-2012 22:22 by BEGO
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I love people who gossip behind my back... that's just where they belong, behind ME!
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08-29-2012 22:21 by BEGO
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Some mornings it's best to just fill the sink with coffee, dunk your head in it, and suck
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11-10-2012 21:56 by BEGO
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Everything happens for a reason. It's just that it's always too late when we find out.
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08-26-2010 23:06 by BEGO
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One must respect the "every-other urinal" law. There are 10 open urinals, why would you want to pee right next to another dude?
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08-06-2012 22:23 by BEGO
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It's easier to fall asleep in class than in my bed at home.
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11-09-2012 22:41 by BEGO
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I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.
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09-12-2012 21:34 by BEGO
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Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.
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01-27-2013 21:11 by BEGO
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Dear Vegetarians, you're not doing us any favors, all your doing is eating our food supply. Sincerely, Starving Animals.
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11-22-2011 20:40 by BEGO
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Sorting out your Facebook friends list? Change the date of your birthday and anyone who wishes you happy birthday, delete!
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09-08-2011 22:30 by BEGO
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Marriage is hard. Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got divorced. He spend 27 years in south african prison getting tortured and beaten everyday for 27 years straight. He got out of jail, was 6 months with wife, and said "i cant take this s#it"
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09-19-2015 23:05 by BEGO
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Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
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04-02-2012 21:04 by BEGO
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Twilight. A love triangle between a mentally handicapped girl, a disco ball, and a hairy pedophile.
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05-10-2012 21:19 by BEGO
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I have gotten out of bed 365 days a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And not ONE ab to show for it.
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09-22-2015 22:27 by BEGO
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