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Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas, Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad
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12-19-2010 22:14
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It kind of sucks living in Detroit this Christmas. The economy has hit us so hard, I heard Haiti was organizing a fund raiser for us
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12-19-2010 19:58
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Chevy Chase has been getting that Christmas tree for over 20 years. You'ld think he would finally remember a saw.

just passed a holiday cocaine drug bust. It looks like some people are gonna be denied a white Christmas this year.

loves how Christmas movies capture the holidays in a way everyone typically experiences. In two hours: greedy men become charitable; enemies settle their differences; women fall in love with the unattractive nerd; and an angel get its wings.

When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. ....Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.
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12-19-2010 16:33 by jack
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received a drinking game for Christmas from the woman that used to be my therapist. She told me once I had a drinking problem… Job Security maybe?
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12-19-2010 16:18
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I'm going to make Christmas cookies with dog bone cookie cutters & see if anyone eats them this year!!!
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12-19-2010 14:48
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OK Santa I followed your stupid rules all year...it was hard not killing anyone or punching anyone in the face but I did it.....so If Milla Jovovich isn't under my tree this year you'll be first on the hit list Fat Man!
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12-19-2010 10:55
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Santa better take me off the naughty list or I will black out the moon on Monday night.
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12-19-2010 00:41 by MikeM
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was surprised to receive a compliment about his VW Jetta today - especially at a Mazda/GM car dealership. The salesman said: "Well German engineering, you can't go wrong. I just can't believe they killed so many Jews. You have a Merry Christmas."

Nothing brings out the worst in human nature like a crowded mall. :) I can't wait to start Christmas shopping!
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12-18-2010 15:26 by Timoteo
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Lindsay Lohan is spending the holidays in rehab, poor girl..no friends..no family, no drugs..no alcohol..I'm just sayin!!
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12-18-2010 07:10
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Im not an angry person...but that chick singing christmas carols in the hyundai commercial makes me want to punch a sleeping baby in the face!!!!
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12-17-2010 22:48
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Spending Christmas in a little town called Red Bud. I'm sure it will be a fine holiday experience.
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12-17-2010 21:01
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if I tell Santa what I want for Christmas, then I will definately be on the naughty list...
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12-17-2010 20:37 by MikeM
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Girls just wanna have fun? Yeah right, just try and not get her a Christmas present and see where that gets ya.
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12-17-2010 20:35
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After I get Christmas bought, I will be so broke that come New Years I'm gonna have to party like it's $19.99
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12-17-2010 15:02 by Gr~April
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i like to say a BIG HAPPY CHRISTMAS to the person who dropped money on the floor today.thank you

thinks Santa should send all the naughty people Justin Bieber CDs instead of coal for Christmans
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12-17-2010 10:26
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