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   messageicon Love to collect call people randomly, just to remind them that that is somehow still a thing.
←Rate | 08-16-2016 15:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Roses are red, nuts are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it is stiff, stick it in! Not that's a love poem!
←Rate | 01-22-2013 13:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I got "I love you.", tattooed on my penis... my girlfriend said "Quit trying to put words in my mouth!".
←Rate | 08-15-2010 01:05 by Eric N. Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fake Love: Her: Good morning love of my life, beat of my heart. Him: God morning sunshine, reason I live. True Love: Her: coffee if you want it. Him: Ehhhh.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't like Hot Pockets at all. But I imagine that people who like scalding the roof of their mouths while getting diarrhea all in the same day probably love them.
←Rate | 01-03-2016 15:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Many admit to being fools for love. But only Foghat had the guts to admit to being fools for the city
←Rate | 08-29-2011 11:42 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon it me or is Tosh.0 the greatest freaking show since Flavor of Love???...
←Rate | 06-22-2010 03:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing describes my love life more than watching a declawed cat trying to scratch the sofa
←Rate | 09-10-2015 12:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear current rock music, put up or Shut Up. love, Classic Rock
←Rate | 03-12-2011 22:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath!
←Rate | 11-20-2009 08:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would love nothing more than to see the Heat to lose in the first round.
←Rate | 04-21-2013 16:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Star Wars fans never get laid because they are looking for love in Alderaan places.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 21:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love is Love and Sex is Sex. You don't need to be in love to have sex but you need good sex to stay in love. Some people's sex will make you fall in love.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 02:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?
←Rate | 04-20-2012 02:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love is like the sweetest, most delicious gourmet cupcake laced with arsenic.
←Rate | 11-08-2013 05:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leave it to a collection of random motherf uckers I've never met to make me feel less like shi t, I love you guys
←Rate | 01-24-2013 11:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw a guy at the gym wipe his ass sweat with a towel then gives it to his friend, which wipes his whole face. I think that's true love.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 17:44 by Shivam Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing like falling in love with a sociopath to make you question your judgement.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 23:07 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love to laugh but on this day I am remembering the Love and Sacrifice that Jesus did so that we could be saved.Amen !!
←Rate | 04-18-2014 23:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone says "I love you," and you don't feel the same way, say "I love Youtube" really fast
←Rate | 08-20-2011 06:31 by flinnie Comments (0)  

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