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   messageicon it me or is Tosh.0 the greatest freaking show since Flavor of Love???...
←Rate | 06-22-2010 03:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing describes my love life more than watching a declawed cat trying to scratch the sofa
←Rate | 09-10-2015 12:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear current rock music, put up or Shut Up. love, Classic Rock
←Rate | 03-12-2011 22:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only thing stronger than a mother's love is a garlic breath!
←Rate | 11-20-2009 08:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would love nothing more than to see the Heat to lose in the first round.
←Rate | 04-21-2013 16:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Star Wars fans never get laid because they are looking for love in Alderaan places.
←Rate | 07-23-2013 21:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love the F word... Friday! What were you thinking?
←Rate | 04-20-2012 02:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love is Love and Sex is Sex. You don't need to be in love to have sex but you need good sex to stay in love. Some people's sex will make you fall in love.
←Rate | 09-05-2011 02:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love is like the sweetest, most delicious gourmet cupcake laced with arsenic.
←Rate | 11-08-2013 05:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing like falling in love with a sociopath to make you question your judgement.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 23:07 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leave it to a collection of random motherf uckers I've never met to make me feel less like shi t, I love you guys
←Rate | 01-24-2013 11:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw a guy at the gym wipe his ass sweat with a towel then gives it to his friend, which wipes his whole face. I think that's true love.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 17:44 by Shivam Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love to laugh but on this day I am remembering the Love and Sacrifice that Jesus did so that we could be saved.Amen !!
←Rate | 04-18-2014 23:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone says "I love you," and you don't feel the same way, say "I love Youtube" really fast
←Rate | 08-20-2011 06:31 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon When gays hack into their gay mate's facebook accounts, do they change the status to, “I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PU$$Y!”?
←Rate | 04-15-2010 21:56 by paulb808 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i swear; when people are in love they are never themselves, they are something else....
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey there automatic flushing toilet. I love your enthusiasm but ummm..... I wasn't finished yet.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 16:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saying I love Google. It gives me everything I need, except head.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 09:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wrote a letter to my love, and on my way I caught him, kicked him in his special place, and shoved it in his pocket! goodbye cheater
←Rate | 09-12-2010 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Random Happy Thought Factoid of the day: The Beatles used "love" 613 times in their songs.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 20:36 Comments (0)  

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