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   messageicon If couples who are in love are called "love birds", then couples who always argue should be called "angry birds"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 20:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:28 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.
←Rate | 06-19-2014 01:23 by Buddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the Dove is the bird of love, then the bird of birth control is the Swallow.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 20:34 by @cdowney84 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Football, I miss you already. Maybe we could get together sometime soon - just the two of us. Please don't keep me waiting until August. I love you
←Rate | 02-11-2010 23:09 by DOC Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Sexy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above
←Rate | 12-21-2010 20:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You only live once. Have fun, enjoy life to the fullest, do what you want and don't look back, smile, love somebody. live for the future, not the past. Life is too short to be p!ssed off all the time!
←Rate | 08-13-2011 05:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon *The world is confused,if the love is blind, hw can it happen at 1st sight??
←Rate | 11-14-2009 08:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon OKAY!!! OKAY!!!...... We're prepared to meet ALL your demands!.................. Just put the sharpie on the floor, and kick it over to daddy.... Please, for the love of God,, Please?
←Rate | 01-30-2013 09:24 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Coffee makes the world go round; love only populates it!
←Rate | 09-27-2012 02:49 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love you unconditionally? Hmmm, no I have some conditions.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 13:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with a couple police officers, you'll know it was a bad idea to set the free.
←Rate | 03-04-2015 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love my women like I love my coffee beans. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported illegally across Central America.
←Rate | 11-10-2015 15:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love scary movies. I've seen Ghostbusters at least 6 times.
←Rate | 06-22-2014 21:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If in our righteous endeavors to protect and keep what we love and value, we attack and demoralize those whom peacefully choose a different path, do we become no less than the entity that we are standing against?
←Rate | 08-11-2011 20:49 by SHart Comments (0)  

   messageicon me and procrastinating have this love hate relationship going on.... but I'll do it later...
←Rate | 05-24-2010 17:40 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing's more disappointing than getting a message, hoping it's from that girl you love, and it turns out to be from your wife instead.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 14:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love animals, especially with veg and gravy....
←Rate | 09-27-2011 04:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon The 4 stages of a relationship: 1. I like you 2. I love you 3. I hate you 4. Arson
←Rate | 06-23-2014 08:52 Comments (0)  

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