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   messageicon Just saying I love Google. It gives me everything I need, except head.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 09:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey there automatic flushing toilet. I love your enthusiasm but ummm..... I wasn't finished yet.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 16:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon i swear; when people are in love they are never themselves, they are something else....
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon wrote a letter to my love, and on my way I caught him, kicked him in his special place, and shoved it in his pocket! goodbye cheater
←Rate | 09-12-2010 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someone questioned: "Y do we need a lover when there are so many around to love us?" A wise man answered: "As air is everywhere but we still need a fan to feel it!" :)
←Rate | 05-16-2011 22:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Random Happy Thought Factoid of the day: The Beatles used "love" 613 times in their songs.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 20:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon " For It was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. It was not my hand you held but my love. "
←Rate | 10-17-2010 11:06 by Danny Comments (1)  

   messageicon Love doesn't cost a thing; except tears, a broken heart, wasted years and half your stuff.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 02:33 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Roses are red; foxes are clever. I love your butt; let me touch it forever.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 14:03 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wishes my lovehandles would love somebody else!
←Rate | 01-27-2012 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 11 year olds today: "Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!" Me when I was 11: "I can't wait to go home and play Club Penguin!
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon THINGS THAT ARE DAMN HARD TO FIND: 1. A phone on silent 2. Fat girl's clitoris 3. True love
←Rate | 03-27-2012 14:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
←Rate | 02-01-2011 02:00 by Mile Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you love your farts you have to let them go.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 12:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Late every Sunday night, all other the stores in the mall go and tell Radio Shack not to worry about what other people think, they still love him
←Rate | 07-29-2013 13:50 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love going for walks in the rain. You can pee your pants and no one will be the wiser ツ
←Rate | 06-01-2013 00:33 by Goober Peas Comments (0)  

   messageicon "i would do anything for love, but I won't do that...or that, or that, or that, or that, or that"
←Rate | 02-01-2013 02:48 by equaloppjoker Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dont believe in love, but I believe in sex.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 07:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon love can conquer anything, no matter how bad it gets it can always be forgiven by agreeing to put it behind you and getting on with being happy together.
←Rate | 10-26-2010 13:55 Comments (10)  

   messageicon Look just cuz I wont go by you tampons doesn't mean I don't love you...Hell didn't I buy you like 3 rolls of Bounty...That's called a Compromise...
←Rate | 10-07-2011 15:08 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  

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