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   messageicon Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:47 by canadian25 Comments (0)

   messageicon Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:47 by canadian25 Comments (0)

   messageicon Dear old love: I used to fantasize about you dying so that I could be single again. I'm so glad I decided to leave you instead of waiting for you to die.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 22:39 by Czovczov Comments (0)

   messageicon When you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my Smart ph, I'm telling it how much I love it..!!
←Rate | 01-04-2012 18:35 Comments (0)

   messageicon Dear old love, I used to think I had a really low sex drive. Now I realize it was just that I wasn't really attracted to you.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 13:14 Comments (0)

   messageicon Interesting....Nearly all religions support love....but cause the most wars.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 14:41 by Danmanz Comments (0)

   messageicon Nothing says “Good Morning… I Love You!” like morning sex.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 01:46 Comments (0)

   messageicon Morning sex means, “I love making love to you so much that your dragon breath doesn't even phase me.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 01:43 Comments (0)

   messageicon predicting to go another year without love... as long as I have apple juice I'm good though.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 23:08 Comments (0)

   messageicon Nothing like falling in love with a sociopath to make you question your judgement.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 23:07 by Doc Noland Comments (0)

   messageicon I love finding money in my clothes…..its like a gift from me.. to me. 
←Rate | 01-02-2012 17:18 by BEGO Comments (0)

   messageicon When love wants to speak, reason must shut the hell up.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 11:20 Comments (0)

   messageicon Dr. Drew, we're here because we love you, and we're concerned about your addiction to putting addicts on TV.
←Rate | 12-31-2011 08:33 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)

   messageicon You can't truly love someone until you love yourself. That's why I masturbate before dates.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 11:38 by Baddie Comments (0)

   messageicon LOVE putting on underwear fresh out of the dryer. They're so warm and cozy, and it's fun to scan the laundromat and guess whose they are.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 08:55 by flinnie Comments (0)

   messageicon Most relationships fail not because the absence of love, but because girls love to much and guys love to many.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 18:58 by BEGO Comments (0)

   messageicon I hate people who make me nervous! Oh but I love making people nervous!
←Rate | 12-29-2011 15:55 Comments (0)

   messageicon We love Lesbians!!! We love Lesbians!!! ~ Jerry Springer Audience
←Rate | 12-29-2011 14:07 Comments (0)

   messageicon I love the phrase "we're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it sound like there's more than one outcome - "Yeah, we're expecting a baby.......... but it could very well be a Tyrannosaurus Rex"
←Rate | 12-28-2011 23:19 Comments (0)

   messageicon It's interesting how people claim to love/like their jobs, but ready to go home as soon as they get in the door.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 20:37 by Danmanz Comments (0)

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