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   messageicon Just saw a guy at the gym wipe his ass sweat with a towel then gives it to his friend, which wipes his whole face. I think that's true love.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 17:44 by Shivam Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leave it to a collection of random motherf uckers I've never met to make me feel less like shi t, I love you guys
←Rate | 01-24-2013 11:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love is like the sweetest, most delicious gourmet cupcake laced with arsenic.
←Rate | 11-08-2013 05:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing like falling in love with a sociopath to make you question your judgement.
←Rate | 01-02-2012 23:07 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love to laugh but on this day I am remembering the Love and Sacrifice that Jesus did so that we could be saved.Amen !!
←Rate | 04-18-2014 23:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If someone says "I love you," and you don't feel the same way, say "I love Youtube" really fast
←Rate | 08-20-2011 06:31 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon When gays hack into their gay mate's facebook accounts, do they change the status to, “I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PU$$Y!”?
←Rate | 04-15-2010 21:56 by paulb808 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i swear; when people are in love they are never themselves, they are something else....
←Rate | 08-23-2013 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey there automatic flushing toilet. I love your enthusiasm but ummm..... I wasn't finished yet.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 16:17 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saying I love Google. It gives me everything I need, except head.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 09:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wrote a letter to my love, and on my way I caught him, kicked him in his special place, and shoved it in his pocket! goodbye cheater
←Rate | 09-12-2010 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Random Happy Thought Factoid of the day: The Beatles used "love" 613 times in their songs.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 20:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someone questioned: "Y do we need a lover when there are so many around to love us?" A wise man answered: "As air is everywhere but we still need a fan to feel it!" :)
←Rate | 05-16-2011 22:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon " For It was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. It was not my hand you held but my love. "
←Rate | 10-17-2010 11:06 by Danny Comments (1)  

   messageicon Roses are red; foxes are clever. I love your butt; let me touch it forever.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 14:03 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wishes my lovehandles would love somebody else!
←Rate | 01-27-2012 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love doesn't cost a thing; except tears, a broken heart, wasted years and half your stuff.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 02:33 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon 11 year olds today: "Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!" Me when I was 11: "I can't wait to go home and play Club Penguin!
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon THINGS THAT ARE DAMN HARD TO FIND: 1. A phone on silent 2. Fat girl's clitoris 3. True love
←Rate | 03-27-2012 14:07 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Catholic school taught me two things: One is that God loves me and I'm going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on Earth and I should save it for someone I love.
←Rate | 06-15-2015 07:16 Comments (0)  

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