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   messageicon Just because I don't like you doesn't mean I want you to stop being in love with me.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 08:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon “You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”
←Rate | 07-05-2010 13:16 by ashley s Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching p0rn and the woman actually said "i love you" in the heat of the moment & its the most disgusting thing i've heard in a p0rn ever.
←Rate | 07-05-2014 13:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The way my first love would just melt in my hands,with kisses so sweet,and open hearts full of delicious memories- yes even the decadent Bars that brought us together. Truth is you never forget your first love...especially when its Chocolate.
←Rate | 09-08-2011 12:33 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kiss me before I brush my teeth in the morning so I know your love is real.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 05:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is "love," but it's actually "floor"
←Rate | 03-05-2013 05:49 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon When cops do that thing where they park side by side in an empty parking lot and talk for hours, that means they're in love, right?
←Rate | 08-12-2010 08:32 Comments (1)  

   messageicon My ex-wife seems to think she is a female version of Nostradamus. Before the divorce she predicted that I was going to pay for it, that I would never find love again, and that my world as I know it was going to end... a year and half later I'm a belliever
←Rate | 02-13-2010 08:40 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon love is a social disease.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 20:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love cooking for my man because it makes me feel both independent and oppressed at the same time.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 10:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon IKE if you love that feeling when you finally take your shoes off at the end of the day.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love when people say "they're expecting a baby" as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
←Rate | 03-15-2016 01:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How come men go to $trip clubs with other men? I'm thinking of getting a b0ner later, you wanna come? Come on man let's go get some b0ners, my treat! I love going out with my buddies and getting b0ners with them...
←Rate | 11-17-2011 02:21 by rob224 Comments (0)  

   messageicon would love to own a maternity store. He would call it "Come Inside"
←Rate | 12-06-2009 09:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If he doesn't grab your hips and pretend to bone when you bend over for something, it's not love. Or he's mature and well... boring.
←Rate | 10-24-2013 01:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It is said that the first step to solving the problem of an addict!on is the verbal admission of the issue itself. Okay then: I love n@ked women.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 09:46 by eg: Mike Smith Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am so overwhelmed by the birthday love, and SO underwhelmed by the birthday gifts!!!!
←Rate | 09-04-2013 10:51 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon takes hostages and shows zero remorse.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:22 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't love the person who "enjoys" with you. Love the person who "suffers" without you.
←Rate | 08-25-2011 04:45 Comments (0)  

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