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   messageicon Sometimes love comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 23:51 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It is said that the first step to solving the problem of an addict!on is the verbal admission of the issue itself. Okay then: I love n@ked women.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 09:46 by eg: Mike Smith Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am so overwhelmed by the birthday love, and SO underwhelmed by the birthday gifts!!!!
←Rate | 09-04-2013 10:51 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Mom is made entirely of flaws,, Stitched together with good intentions and a pantload of love....Love you Ma.
←Rate | 05-11-2012 20:40 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon We tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is it's not our loss, it's theirs. They left the one person in the world who would never give up on them.
←Rate | 06-24-2011 18:16 by SDG Comments (0)  

   messageicon our lives are shaped by those who love us, and by those who refuse to love us
←Rate | 08-02-2010 15:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love food samples. I hate the whole routine that comes after: pick up the product, nod, all while having no intention of buying it.
←Rate | 09-15-2011 10:29 by @marqattacks Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just once I would love to get a junk email that read..."P*nis englargment?? No way dude! You are set! Forget I even sent this message." Is that too much to ask???
←Rate | 01-14-2013 11:24 by Paul Comments (0)  

   messageicon Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke
←Rate | 06-06-2013 16:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish I loved anything as much as New Yorkers love to tell you they're from New York.
←Rate | 12-31-2013 13:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate it when you finally fall in love & your girlfriend's all "Who are you? Put down my dog. I'm calling the police."
←Rate | 10-04-2011 01:56 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!
←Rate | 04-04-2009 07:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love Coco Puffs. Hate Popo Cuffs.
←Rate | 03-28-2014 12:50 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Illegals, America invites you to bring your families, our tax payers would love to provide you free health care, free food stamps, and free housing. You will never have to do anything again, just come to our country. What will come next?
←Rate | 03-22-2010 11:55 by Luke Comments (2)  

   messageicon If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play "Total Eclipse Of The Heart". Bears love that song.
←Rate | 09-22-2014 05:28 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you meet someone online & you fall in love is that considered love & first site?
←Rate | 09-12-2010 18:36 by @Steady Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
←Rate | 10-26-2010 00:42 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Please, always tell your daughters they're beautiful, and you love them. There's enough selfies on Facebook already.
←Rate | 10-18-2013 03:09 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Commercial idea : shaq in front of a mirror singing "love shaq, baby love shaq" into a hairbrush
←Rate | 06-13-2013 00:48 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  

   messageicon My new GF: "Wow, look at all this beer you have in your fridge. You must love to drink." Me: "No, I just hate to run out of beer."
←Rate | 11-27-2012 09:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

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