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X is you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth
X I feel like a MILF because Man I Love Facebook.
X says n't it ironic that I hate math, but I love counting money.
X Women must love you because you are the biggest d!ck I have ever seen
X I like getting drunk because I love it when the whole world revolves around me.
X Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."
X is Those guys with "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers definitely been caught cheating
X is "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody
X Never give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.
X Like if you remember the cereal called "freakies" ...google if you don't ..gotta love the 70's
X Dear MacGuyver,,,I've enclosed a yoyo, three pennies, and mentos... Please save the rainforest.....Love, Snotty
X My dog was starting to take my love for granted so I made her watch one of those really depressing ASPCA animal abuse awareness commercials. This morning she washed my truck and took out the trash.
X HEY,,, I remember when they had Child Protective Services when I was a kid... And her name was Grandma... Love you Gram !
X says Bite marks, hickies, and scratches are love notes written in flesh.
X says A day without love, sex or booze is just another day closer to death.
X says Find what you love and let it kill you.
X says Cats. Because why should conditional love only come from family?
X says For the love of God, how do I remove Vuze from my computer????
X is A dog asks a cat "How come I've never seen you cats making love in public?" The cat replies, "Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?"
X is Sometimes, I say weird things during intercourse, like "I love you" and/or "Please look directly into the camera and say you have agreed to this."