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   messageicon I wish I loved anything as much as New Yorkers love to tell you they're from New York.
←Rate | 12-31-2013 13:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Love Life is currently like NCAA mens Basketball, Its down to the FINAL FOUR! But My Wife has the homecourt Advantage!
←Rate | 04-04-2009 07:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love Coco Puffs. Hate Popo Cuffs.
←Rate | 03-28-2014 12:50 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  

   messageicon Illegals, America invites you to bring your families, our tax payers would love to provide you free health care, free food stamps, and free housing. You will never have to do anything again, just come to our country. What will come next?
←Rate | 03-22-2010 11:55 by Luke Comments (2)  

   messageicon If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play "Total Eclipse Of The Heart". Bears love that song.
←Rate | 09-22-2014 05:28 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you meet someone online & you fall in love is that considered love & first site?
←Rate | 09-12-2010 18:36 by @Steady Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
←Rate | 10-26-2010 00:42 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Please, always tell your daughters they're beautiful, and you love them. There's enough selfies on Facebook already.
←Rate | 10-18-2013 03:09 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Commercial idea : shaq in front of a mirror singing "love shaq, baby love shaq" into a hairbrush
←Rate | 06-13-2013 00:48 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  

   messageicon My new GF: "Wow, look at all this beer you have in your fridge. You must love to drink." Me: "No, I just hate to run out of beer."
←Rate | 11-27-2012 09:58 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women must love you because you are the biggest d!ck I have ever seen
←Rate | 05-20-2012 16:09 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love when my friends tell me they have 3 or 4 days off from work. Then want to make plans to go out and expect me to pay the bill because their check sucked. Well maybe your a$$ should of went to work instead of bragging about being off.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:05 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love is like wildflowers; It's often found in the most unlikely places, take the brothel for instance.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 19:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you love someone set them free. Then lock the door so they cant get back in.
←Rate | 11-05-2015 00:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon who ever said that it takes two to fight never seen the crackhead at 7-11 yelling at the wall I love niagara falls
←Rate | 03-12-2011 18:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love you, babe, of course you can get whatever you want...whoa, whoa, let's keep it on the dollar menu, though, ok?
←Rate | 01-28-2013 13:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every branch is full of hard-working intelligent people that always has our best interest in mind...I love the way our government it run. Are you getting this NSA?
←Rate | 06-12-2013 15:03 by M Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've always been told to dress for the job you want. I love my cape
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies: There is no sign language in love. If he didn't say it, he didn't mean it. Stop assuming and putting words into his mouth.
←Rate | 12-18-2011 00:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon That moment when you wake up the next morning laying in bed next to the one you just fell in love with and you lay there trying to remember their name? GOD I MISS MY 20'S!
←Rate | 05-24-2014 14:13 by scott92104 Comments (0)  

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