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X is you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth
←Rate | 05-15-2012 22:50 by fadolo Comments (0)

X I feel like a MILF because Man I Love Facebook.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 14:53 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)

X says n't it ironic that I hate math, but I love counting money.
←Rate | 05-17-2012 14:18 Comments (0)

X Women must love you because you are the biggest d!ck I have ever seen
←Rate | 05-20-2012 16:09 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)

X I like getting drunk because I love it when the whole world revolves around me.
←Rate | 05-20-2012 20:28 Comments (0)

X Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."
←Rate | 05-23-2012 10:18 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)

X is Those guys with "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers definitely been caught cheating
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:18 Comments (0)

X is "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:35 by Missy Comments (0)

X Never give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 16:06 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)

X Like if you remember the cereal called "freakies" if you don't ..gotta love the 70's
←Rate | 05-23-2012 16:06 Comments (0)

X Dear MacGuyver,,,I've enclosed a yoyo, three pennies, and mentos... Please save the rainforest.....Love, Snotty
←Rate | 05-23-2012 18:38 by snotty Comments (0)

X My dog was starting to take my love for granted so I made her watch one of those really depressing ASPCA animal abuse awareness commercials. This morning she washed my truck and took out the trash.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 08:22 Comments (0)

X HEY,,, I remember when they had Child Protective Services when I was a kid... And her name was Grandma... Love you Gram !
←Rate | 05-24-2012 12:00 by snotty Comments (0)

X says Bite marks, hickies, and scratches are love notes written in flesh.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 14:31 Comments (0)

X says A day without love, sex or booze is just another day closer to death.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:09 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Find what you love and let it kill you.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:16 Comments (0)

X says Cats. Because why should conditional love only come from family?
←Rate | 05-25-2012 08:12 by flinnie Comments (0)

X says For the love of God, how do I remove Vuze from my computer????
←Rate | 05-25-2012 09:05 Comments (0)

X is A dog asks a cat "How come I've never seen you cats making love in public?" The cat replies, "Do you want humans to steal our style like they did yours?"
←Rate | 05-25-2012 11:24 Comments (0)

X is Sometimes, I say weird things during intercourse, like "I love you" and/or "Please look directly into the camera and say you have agreed to this."
←Rate | 05-26-2012 11:27 by Doc Noland Comments (0)

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