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   messageicon "Sexy" means I want you. "Pretty" means I like you. "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above
←Rate | 12-21-2010 20:49 Comments (0)

   messageicon You only live once. Have fun, enjoy life to the fullest, do what you want and don't look back, smile, love somebody. live for the future, not the past. Life is too short to be p!ssed off all the time!
←Rate | 08-13-2011 05:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)

   messageicon *The world is confused,if the love is blind, hw can it happen at 1st sight??
←Rate | 11-14-2009 08:08 Comments (0)

   messageicon OKAY!!! OKAY!!!...... We're prepared to meet ALL your demands!.................. Just put the sharpie on the floor, and kick it over to daddy.... Please, for the love of God,, Please?
←Rate | 01-30-2013 09:24 by snotty Comments (0)

   messageicon Coffee makes the world go round; love only populates it!
←Rate | 09-27-2012 02:49 by Czovczov Comments (0)

   messageicon Love you unconditionally? Hmmm, no I have some conditions.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 13:22 Comments (0)

   messageicon I love scary movies. I've seen Ghostbusters at least 6 times.
←Rate | 06-22-2014 21:13 Comments (0)

   messageicon If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with a couple police officers, you'll know it was a bad idea to set the free.
←Rate | 03-04-2015 13:45 Comments (0)

   messageicon If in our righteous endeavors to protect and keep what we love and value, we attack and demoralize those whom peacefully choose a different path, do we become no less than the entity that we are standing against?
←Rate | 08-11-2011 20:49 by SHart Comments (0)

   messageicon me and procrastinating have this love hate relationship going on.... but I'll do it later...
←Rate | 05-24-2010 17:40 by Joser Comments (0)

   messageicon Nothing's more disappointing than getting a message, hoping it's from that girl you love, and it turns out to be from your wife instead.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 14:30 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)

   messageicon I love animals, especially with veg and gravy....
←Rate | 09-27-2011 04:00 Comments (0)

   messageicon Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
←Rate | 05-08-2011 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)

   messageicon The 4 stages of a relationship: 1. I like you 2. I love you 3. I hate you 4. Arson
←Rate | 06-23-2014 08:52 Comments (0)

   messageicon The problem with love is that though we get to chose who we love, we don't get to chose who loves us back.
←Rate | 03-13-2013 18:28 by Prince Shawn Comments (0)

   messageicon We all crave to find someone to crawl into the darkest parts of our soul And still ache to make love to our demons
←Rate | 08-09-2013 14:15 Comments (0)

   messageicon I want to make sweet love to your face with my fist. Don't worry, I'll use protection. Wouldn't want my hand to get hurt.
←Rate | 09-02-2010 18:27 by Aaron Comments (1)

   messageicon A dog will love you more then your wife... Don't believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 22:56 Comments (0)

   messageicon if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays
←Rate | 12-24-2009 08:42 Comments (0)

   messageicon I love rude waiters/waitresses...I don't have to be GUILTY for not tipping them. I only had money for the food anyway
←Rate | 06-20-2013 03:35 Comments (0)

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