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X says Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.

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X Honestly,,,,, I love every single some of you.......

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-15-2012 20:36 by snotty Comments (0)

X is you're an overweight female who wears Yoga Pants everyday? Please continue to do so, I love throwing up in my mouth

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X I feel like a MILF because Man I Love Facebook.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-16-2012 14:53 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)

X :Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles… still pretty fcuking awesome.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-16-2012 19:23 by SKoop Comments (0)

X is :Fact - One in three women around the world have been beaten, or sexually abused. Hit "Share" if you love bacon.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-17-2012 10:11 by SKoop Comments (0)

X says n't it ironic that I hate math, but I love counting money.

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X Women must love you because you are the biggest d!ck I have ever seen

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-20-2012 16:09 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)

X I like getting drunk because I love it when the whole world revolves around me.

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X Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."

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X is Those guys with "I Love My Wife" bumper stickers definitely been caught cheating

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X is "I LOVE getting up this early!" - Nobody

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-23-2012 12:35 by Missy Comments (0)

X Never give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-23-2012 16:06 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)

X Like if you remember the cereal called "freakies" ...google if you don't ..gotta love the 70's

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X Dear MacGuyver,,,I've enclosed a yoyo, three pennies, and mentos... Please save the rainforest.....Love, Snotty

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X My dog was starting to take my love for granted so I made her watch one of those really depressing ASPCA animal abuse awareness commercials. This morning she washed my truck and took out the trash.

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X HEY,,, I remember when they had Child Protective Services when I was a kid... And her name was Grandma... Love you Gram !

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X says Bite marks, hickies, and scratches are love notes written in flesh.

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X says A day without love, sex or booze is just another day closer to death.

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X says Find what you love and let it kill you.

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