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   messageicon "A gripping tale of love and survival..." is how one reviewer described me tumbling down the stairs while trying to retrieve a stray M&M.
←Rate | 10-03-2012 08:05 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love eavesdropping on people's private conversations. Always hoping I hear something that leads to me foiling a terrorist plot.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 06:56 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Alcohol poisoning must suck. I can't imagine what it's like being poisoned by the one you love
←Rate | 03-28-2015 12:55 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon Make love to a woman's mind, and her body will follow in kind
←Rate | 06-11-2012 09:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon who you love is a reflection of how you love yourself...
←Rate | 08-02-2010 15:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happiness isn't getting what you love, it's loving what you get...
←Rate | 03-22-2011 18:13 by Robert Red Eagle Comments (0)  

   messageicon "I love Justin bieber" well I love McDonalds but you don't see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget do you.
←Rate | 08-11-2013 15:24 by @Snipacide Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm asian, but not "me love you long time" asian.
←Rate | 11-14-2014 23:54 by Sum Ting Wong Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sing as if no one is listening, work as if someone is watching, make love as if you need the money, and dance as if no one is going to post it on Youtube."
←Rate | 08-24-2010 16:25 Comments (3)  

   messageicon I do love you for your mind, I just like your mind a lot more when you’re naked.
←Rate | 06-09-2013 11:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just because I don't like you doesn't mean I want you to stop being in love with me.
←Rate | 01-03-2013 08:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wow I love how your face is 5 shades darker than your neck
←Rate | 03-09-2014 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love can be such a beautiful torture...
←Rate | 05-10-2014 23:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I really want someone to love me unconditionally, but I really can’t afford a puppy right now.
←Rate | 03-06-2015 22:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its hard to love someone you don't trust. Its even harder to love someone who doesn't trust you.
←Rate | 10-03-2011 05:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching p0rn and the woman actually said "i love you" in the heat of the moment & its the most disgusting thing i've heard in a p0rn ever.
←Rate | 07-05-2014 13:48 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kiss me before I brush my teeth in the morning so I know your love is real.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 05:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The way my first love would just melt in my hands,with kisses so sweet,and open hearts full of delicious memories- yes even the decadent Bars that brought us together. Truth is you never forget your first love...especially when its Chocolate.
←Rate | 09-08-2011 12:33 by JBabcock Comments (0)  

   messageicon “You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right, it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and it's good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.”
←Rate | 07-05-2010 13:16 by ashley s Comments (0)  

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