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Happy Saturday!!! May the only work you do be piecing together last night's drunk texts.
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06-09-2012 22:32 by BEGO
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I love a woman with passionate thoughts, eloquent words, and a beautiful mind...oh, and a nice rack too!
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04-16-2012 21:36 by BEGO
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Leaving Facebook for Twitter is like leaving the bar to go home.
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05-26-2011 21:49 by BEGO
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To those who have made Facebook their diary . . . Please slap yourself for me.
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02-06-2012 20:24 by BEGO
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Ugly girls are like prime numbers - nothing will go into them except themselves.
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09-17-2012 21:04 by BEGO
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Mistakes are painful; but as time goes by, it becomes a collection of experiences called Lessons. Live life and embrace life lessons!
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03-23-2012 21:23 by BEGO
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If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them
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08-12-2010 22:29 by BEGO
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Don't waste your time on things that only hurt you, and remember to forget those who forget you.
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05-10-2011 22:32 by BEGO
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America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
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03-07-2011 18:23 by BEGO
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Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks back and change batteries in smoke alarms.
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03-08-2014 23:01 by BEGO
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So you gonna take 15 minutes to text back huh? That's fine, I'll take 20...
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08-05-2011 23:19 by BEGO
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Black Friday = Broke Saturday
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11-23-2012 21:33 by BEGO
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Deleting your Facebook is just like running away from home. Your're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour or so..
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12-07-2011 20:21 by BEGO
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Women have mysterious ability of communication..........They listen half.Understand quarter & can tell DOUBLE.
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05-09-2011 21:56 by BEGO
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Hey Guys, never chase women. Chase your dreams and women will follow.
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08-10-2013 23:33 by BEGO
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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
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11-18-2012 22:52 by BEGO
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True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
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06-09-2010 17:46 by BEGO
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If you didn't want to sit at the kids' table then you shouldn't have seen the new Twilight movie.
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11-24-2011 15:50 by BEGO
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Describing yourself as a "morning person" translates to me that you are a fu$king as$hole.
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07-13-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
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08-06-2012 22:29 by BEGO
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