BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I love a woman with passionate thoughts, eloquent words, and a beautiful mind...oh, and a nice rack too!

   The best way to a woman's heart is by saying three words ''- You lost weight...!!!!

   To those who have made Facebook their diary . . . Please slap yourself for me.

   Ugly girls are like prime numbers - nothing will go into them except themselves.

   Leaving Facebook for Twitter is like leaving the bar to go home.

   Mistakes are painful; but as time goes by, it becomes a collection of experiences called Lessons. Live life and embrace life lessons!

   If you love someone, then you have to let them go. If they come back, then they're meant for you, but if they don't, then you stalk them

   Don't waste your time on things that only hurt you, and remember to forget those who forget you.

   America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

   Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks back and change batteries in smoke alarms.

   So you gonna take 15 minutes to text back huh? That's fine, I'll take 20...

   Black Friday = Broke Saturday

   Hey Guys, never chase women. Chase your dreams and women will follow.

   Deleting your Facebook is just like running away from home. Your're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour or so..

   Women have mysterious ability of communication..........They listen half.Understand quarter & can tell DOUBLE.

   True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.

   Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

   If you didn't want to sit at the kids' table then you shouldn't have seen the new Twilight movie.

   Oh, you think you're ugly? I believe you spelled attention seeking wh$re wrong.

   Hey Friday! How ya been buddy?