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   messageicon Live this day as if it is your last...And if it turns out it isn't, make many apologies tomorrow.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My last relationship was almost as complicated as the knot my pocket created with my headphones.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm fine" -All pissed off girls
←Rate | 03-14-2012 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would just like to personal thank all the people in my life that have caused me so many problems, for making me the as$ I am today!
←Rate | 01-21-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's only a matter of time until "Security Cameras of Wal-Mart" is a reality TV show.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Absolutely no one can text faster than a pissed off woman.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Typing a huge paragraph with your true feelings, but then erasing it and typing “yeah…”
←Rate | 09-07-2011 16:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more people I meet, the more I like my damn dog.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fat Chicks, if you're going to order a salad with ham, dressing, croutons, and bacon, just order a sandwich.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait, don't eat yet! Let me take a picture of it at an artsy angle, add Instagram effects, and upload it to Facebook!
←Rate | 07-19-2012 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls cant find their wallets, shoes or car keys but they sure as hell can remember something you said 8 months ago
←Rate | 08-30-2014 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, he didn't reply to your text message and it's been 2 minutes? You should probably resend that.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
←Rate | 03-23-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If there are two lanes, the left one is the fast lane. If you are being passed on the right, you are a jerk.
←Rate | 07-25-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I also think Facebook should change “Friends” to “People with whom I have made eye contact”.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 11:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter can be just as much fun as an adult as it was as a child. Just paint and hide beer cans instead of eggs.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they're out of control.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never trust a dog to watch your food.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 23:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to a woman's heart is by saying three words ''- You lost weight...!!!!
←Rate | 08-10-2013 22:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not calling you an idiot, but I wouldn't be surprised if you have googled "how to breathe."
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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