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   messageicon All of these special little "holidays..." I heard they were gonna have a national "I Don't Give A Sh*t" day... But no one gave a sh*t so it never happened.
←Rate | 04-10-2017 21:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well Easter is almost over, just saw Walmart employees putting up Christmas Decorations......
←Rate | 04-16-2017 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.
←Rate | 05-03-2017 18:26 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's October...Which means it's time for people to put up the Christmas decorations they took down in July.
←Rate | 10-08-2017 11:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to confuse people this Halloween? Wear a Santa Claus suit as your costume.
←Rate | 10-10-2017 07:07 by Jake Comments (2)  


   messageicon I know it's early..but I often forget things, so I've just written my letter to Santa, warning him not to drink the milk at Bill Cosby's place!!
←Rate | 10-10-2017 13:13 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Halloween is over time to put up the Christmas decorations.
←Rate | 11-01-2017 00:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon With Christmas just around the corner, it's important to remember to never trust electronics buying advice from people who have Beats headphones.
←Rate | 11-09-2017 09:48 Comments (0)  



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