ff1241 Funny Status Messages

   it safe for white folks to say the n word while doing karaoke ?

   "Women are like cell phones, they love to be held, they love to be talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected,"!

   Unless you come from a ethnicity with a tribal history. Having a tribal tottoo just helps others point out just how stupid that your are. Yes white college boy I'm talking to you.

   Ladies! I may not have the pen!s of a black man but I do have the toung of a lesbi@n.

   I need a bigger grill. And I'm not talking about the gold bubba teeth.

   I can't believe I'm eagerly waiting to hear Obama speak and tell me something other than his resignation.

   Found out yesterday that apparently saying I have dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 51 in a 15 mph school zone.

   has come to the conclusion the more women have seen naked by accident than on purpose.

   I'm not much of a Target person...just seems hypocritical that you can't buy guns, ammo or....targets at a place called Target!!

   Fact: Soccer is a game invented by European ladies to pass the time while their husbands cooked dinner. Go practice your throw-ins, you cheese-eating surrender monkey!

   My tourette syndrome in under control untill I have to deal with DUMB A$S! stupid people who lack basic MOTHER FUNK1NG! common sense. SH1T! B1TCH!

   Heritage For The Blind wants me to donate my old car to them. FUNK THAT! We have enought people that can't drive that can see why the hell would I want a blind person driving.

   A few of you are upset with me for not removing my facial hair. Not sure why because your not the ones kissing me on the lips. But I am willing to make a compromise. So I will be removing some hair on my right a$$ cheek just in case.

   Quote of the night. "Sex dolls are not meant for speed."

   Roundabouts and retarded people are like round holes and square pegs, you can force them together, but it isn't going to be pretty.

   I'm really looking forward to the hurricane coverage to see which news reporter falls flat on their face from the wind...Ahhh, watching them fall never gets old!

   I just wanna be friends to but with just your va jj.

   Being dyslexic and online dating can be a big problem. My last date I thought it said nympho maniac. Turns out she was a necro'philic.

   Getting into an argument with a stupid people is something you will never win at even when you do. Like tic-tac-toe or global thermonuclear war.

   Finding the lost TV remote I looked between the bed sheets. Just wish I could find a hot naked women there now and then.