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X Fact: Soccer is a game invented by European ladies to pass the time while their husbands cooked dinner. Go practice your throw-ins, you cheese-eating surrender monkey!
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Thursday December 2, 2010 @ 08:14 AM
Get your facts straight before making public statements, you bigot.