Markf Funny Status Messages

   This just in: North Korea has sent a fax to threaten Seoul 'mercilessly without notice.' Bet Seoul is really scared -- back in 1982.

   Not sure what this might mean, but you can re-arrange the letters in Happy New Year to spell Wary Ye Happen.

   likes the Hide button so much that he is now working on one for the laundry.

   In every crowd there's that guy that used to work in an Inspirational Poster factory.

   remembering all those flashbacks from before

   I've got an idea for a house flipping show but it's just me watching my kids demolish every room