Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   Don't tell God how big your problems are, tell your problems how big your God is.

   changed his/her relationship status to "None of you damn business"

   If you're agruing with an idiot for more than a minute, then there will be two idiots.

   Roses are red, violets are blue. A bag of weed is cheaper than a dinner for two.

   Remember the time when Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles. Super Nintendo, Sega Genisis, the ORIGINAL Nickelodeon, Saturday morning cartoons. and recess made you a real kid back then.

   Why is it that the very people who are against abortion, pornography, and homosexuality are the very same people you wouldn't want to have sex with in the first place?

   I opened up Microsoft Word, sneezed all over my keyboard, I accidently made a Honey Boo Boo reality show script.

   a single father of about 4 million kids swimming around fighting to make it to their mother's egg

   The word LISTEN contains the same letters as the word SILENT........

   You actually play with the volume more often when watching porn.

   there sure is going to be a lot of people losing their virginity in the year 2012.

   Arguing with a person who has rejected the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.

   Words don't have the power to hurt you...unless.. the person saying them means a lot to you.

   A teenager's brain is 80% song lyrics.

   It so crazy to see how many people are shocked by honesty, and how few by deceit.

   If winning was easy, losers would do it.

   SO....we got Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Ben Roethlisberger, John Edwards, Chris Brown, John Mayer, and now Tiki Barber...Anybody else I missed?

   It's interesting how people claim to love/like their jobs, but ready to go home as soon as they get in the door.

   I look at my milk carton in the fridge and it read "Feb 14". Even my milk has a Valentine's date and I don't.

   Women who say that men only want to have is sex are the women who have nothing else to offer than that.