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   messageicon This just in: North Korea has sent a fax to threaten Seoul 'mercilessly without notice.' Bet Seoul is really scared -- back in 1982.
←Rate | 12-20-2013 10:58 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not sure what this might mean, but you can re-arrange the letters in Happy New Year to spell Wary Ye Happen.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 17:39 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon likes the Hide button so much that he is now working on one for the laundry.
←Rate | 12-06-2010 07:14 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon In every crowd there's that guy that used to work in an Inspirational Poster factory.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 16:33 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon nervous about tax day, April 15. I plan to call the toll-free IRS Taxpayer Assistance Helpline and listen to the busy signal until I feel better.
←Rate | 04-11-2010 23:40 by markf | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon remembering all those flashbacks from before
←Rate | 06-27-2012 15:56 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've got an idea for a house flipping show but it's just me watching my kids demolish every room
←Rate | 01-18-2018 21:37 by markf Comments (0)  


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