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   messageicon When asked "What's Up" respond "A delightful animated film about a young boy and an old man who fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house."
←Rate | 08-09-2012 10:02 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you can't say anything nice, at least be vague with a touch of sarcasm, so you can share it with your friends behind their back later
←Rate | 12-26-2014 06:49 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kind of unfair that dentists are the only ones who have the freedom to shove their hand in someone's mouth when they start talking.
←Rate | 06-20-2015 17:01 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wow. I have 4 events today, none of which I agreed to go to or expressed any interest in whatsoever. Thanks, Facebook!
←Rate | 09-04-2015 16:13 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't decide what I should be for halloween or any other day
←Rate | 10-29-2014 18:32 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon A curling iron is not effective at turning regular fries into curly fries. I know that now.
←Rate | 02-10-2016 06:45 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have nothing in common with people who replace bread ties.
←Rate | 03-04-2017 07:51 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you
←Rate | 09-24-2013 05:41 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can tell its getting warmer out. The first mullets of spring have appeared.
←Rate | 04-10-2013 06:30 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sign said "WET PAINT" So I emptied my water bottle on it. I'm currently waiting on further instructions.
←Rate | 12-24-2013 05:49 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm making money in my spare time by working.
←Rate | 08-24-2013 05:57 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon Is it necessary for every office-building stairwell to look like a Law & Order crime scene?
←Rate | 04-03-2013 06:12 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you think this years elections were nasty think of the ones in thirty years when all of the candidates had a Facebook their entire life.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 06:46 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 06:33 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting drunk.
←Rate | 07-10-2014 05:23 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven't done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty.
←Rate | 11-10-2014 11:28 by huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like how on cop cars, "To protect and serve" is in quotes, like they're being sarcastic.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 06:20 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon The most frightening thing about nightmares is realizing that they were created by your mind.
←Rate | 12-11-2013 05:10 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon the best way to understand paranoid people is to follow them around.
←Rate | 06-22-2013 07:38 by Huck Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 07:32 by Huck Comments (0)  

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