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   messageicon wondering if when geriatrics Roger Daltry and Pete Townshend sing, "Who are you?" it has a whole different meaning now.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 13:05 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon supports the elderly by watching the Superbowl Halftime show.
←Rate | 02-08-2010 11:36 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Toyota should change its motto from "Moving Forward" to "MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!"
←Rate | 02-04-2010 16:31 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon can't figure out why the Toyota Prius owners would be worried about brakes, since the car can't go fast enough to hurt anything anyway.
←Rate | 02-04-2010 16:29 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Obama could help solve the Toyota crisis by raising the federal speed limit to 120 mph
←Rate | 02-04-2010 16:26 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon just realized you can re-arrange the letters in Federal Stimulus to spell "Failed Result Sum."
←Rate | 01-31-2010 07:31 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon waiting for Congress to demand hearings on the $45M bailout and golden parachute for Conan O'Brien. Oh wait, we only do that for CEOs of large companies - my bad.
←Rate | 01-25-2010 02:44 by markf Comments (0)  


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