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   messageicon When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
←Rate | 04-07-2012 15:49 by gil Comments (4)  

   messageicon Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs... There seems to be a gap of information!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 14:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt is taking forever...
←Rate | 04-07-2012 12:43 by Timber Comments (0)  

   messageicon my friend saif "I don't give a sh*t about Christmas, Easter and New Years", but I do give a sh*t...So he is going to be very surprised by the type of Easter Egg I give him tomorrow. It's cheaper than chocolate anyway!
←Rate | 04-07-2012 11:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went to the playboy mansion today got a real BUNNY..!!
←Rate | 04-06-2012 19:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The day after Easter should be known as Egg Salad Monday.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Goals for this weekend: 1) get drunk 2) find Easter bunny & take Instagram pic of him 3) get drunk again 4) eat chocolate 5) refer to 1&3
←Rate | 04-06-2012 17:42 by Jon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kids, watch out for Obama supporters! They'll take half your Easter eggs and give it to the kids who were too lazy to hunt for their own.........
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:22 by bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)
←Rate | 04-06-2012 09:21 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon afros are comin back, thats cool......makes hiding easter eggs so much easier
←Rate | 04-05-2012 20:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favorite Easter tradition is when Uncle Gary starts giving everyone Stone Cold Stunners a half hour after the deviled eggs are gone.
←Rate | 04-05-2012 16:57 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon ate too many easter eggs...now I got the squirts!!
←Rate | 04-05-2012 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So let me get this straight....a giant bunny rises from the dead, commits a bunch of sins, then we eat a pig?
←Rate | 04-05-2012 13:39 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon It is a tradition in my family to put a one hundred dollar bill in a plastic Easter egg and hide it along with all the other eggs. I have collected the reward for 15 years in a row, also this is how long I have been designated the "hider."
←Rate | 04-04-2012 14:11 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon I put up all the Christmas lights for Easter.......
←Rate | 04-02-2012 15:01 by sully Comments (0)  

   messageicon Decided to have an Easter egg hunt this year. The golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. Who said we were too old for Easter?!?
←Rate | 03-31-2012 13:56 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know, many people have an artificial Christmas tree so they can use it year after year to save money. Why not do the same thing with roses on Valentine's Day. You can leave them up until Easter- maybe hang some Hershey's Kisses on them. Quite festive.
←Rate | 02-14-2012 17:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon valentine's day is just another pointless day, why do we celebrate it when its really about st.valentine gettin brutally murdered its abit like easter were the hell do chocolate eggs an rabbits come into things when its about jesus????
←Rate | 02-14-2012 10:40 by karl Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 12:53 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  

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