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   messageicon Score one for the good guys! Trump is going to protect the dreamers.
←Rate | 09-14-2017 12:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I notice there aren't any BLM, Antifa, or any other social justice protesters out helping Irma victims! Just Trump, Christian's, & FEMA
←Rate | 09-13-2017 23:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon People say Donald Trump's plan to build a wall across the Mexican border is ridiculous. Really? Well, parts of the Great Wall of China were built around 700BC. Do you see any illegal Mexicans in China? I didn't think so.
←Rate | 09-13-2017 06:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you stubbed your toe, it probably was Trump's fault
←Rate | 09-07-2017 20:02 Comments (2)  

   messageicon I really wouldn't be worried about Hurricane Jose, there's no way Trump will let him into the country....
←Rate | 09-07-2017 17:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Where was obama during the san francisco earthquake of 1906???" - Trump supporters
←Rate | 09-01-2017 02:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump comes to Texas and the sun immediately comes out. Amazing!
←Rate | 08-31-2017 17:34 by Rick Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why are people talking about Trump and hurricane Harvey, when they are not blasting Obama for Katrina. Am I right?
←Rate | 08-30-2017 23:32 by Hillbilly Comments (3)  

   messageicon CNN money reported that the places trump won, represents 71% of the income tax from middle and lower class. L1bs hate them because they have a work ethic.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 23:36 by Hillbilly Comments (2)  

   messageicon The deplorables have been busy breeding right under our noses and now their populations is out of control, thats why Trump won.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 23:25 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Clinton called people deplorable, obama called them clingers, terrorists call them infidel, trump called them americans. And they dont understand why he won.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 19:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If trump doesnt go to texas he is heartless, if he does go, he is taking valueable resources. I'm telling you it is a mental disorder.
←Rate | 08-29-2017 19:10 by Hillbilly Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump condemns Hurricane Harvey for violence and devastation, but insists "Texans have provoked Mother Nature. There's blame on many sides."
←Rate | 08-29-2017 14:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon . The Afghanistan address trump gave monday was very similar to one that Obama gave. Trump needs to get a new speech writer.
←Rate | 08-25-2017 17:04 by EDTN Comments (2)  

   messageicon I'm not worried about the hurricane. Trump will stop it.
←Rate | 08-25-2017 13:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The country is going down for the simple fact that some people really hate Trump. Let that sink in
←Rate | 08-23-2017 14:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon NASA: don't look up at the eclipse without the required glasses Trump: what does NASA know? I have amazing eyes. Best eyes you've ever seen
←Rate | 08-22-2017 12:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : trump the me, me, me, it must always be all about me and only me president.
←Rate | 08-17-2017 22:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Trump "This is the longest improv show ever."
←Rate | 08-17-2017 07:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can't wait, after Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday's Trump fiasco, I'm so looking forward to SNL this Saturday. It's going to be an awesome show.
←Rate | 08-16-2017 15:21 Comments (0)  

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