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   messageicon Donald Trump public ally supports Bill O'Reilly. In other news, dozens of female White House staff change their mind about speaking out against sexual harassment. Kellyanne silently weeps while tiny fingers rub her thigh.
←Rate | 04-05-2017 17:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump removed abandon from NSC so he can devote more time to his role as the White House liaison with the K K K.
←Rate | 04-05-2017 16:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon America's enemies must be shaking in fear of this new "All talk, no action" approach to foreign problems. I mean Trump can really, really talk.
←Rate | 04-05-2017 15:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Melania Trump did her part in saving American jobs by having her official portrait taken at a local Sears Photo Studio.
←Rate | 04-05-2017 05:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump has asked his senior advisors to figure out a way to combine his two favourite pastimes ... golf, and getting peed on by Russian call girls.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sorry there will be no April Fools day prank coming out of the white house. They already did by putting Trump in office.
←Rate | 04-02-2017 00:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump has been divorced three times. From: 1) Ivanka. 2) Marla. 3) Reality.
←Rate | 04-01-2017 16:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every day is April Fools if you voted for Trump.
←Rate | 04-01-2017 16:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't get Donald Trump started on how Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd is no match for Dreamy Eyes Sean Hannity.
←Rate | 04-01-2017 16:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wonder if Donald is going to borrow money from Vladimir Putin to pay for Trump University lawsuit.
←Rate | 04-01-2017 16:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If to this day you still going on about how Trump won, you are an idiot of the lowest order. By now you should be talking about how Trump made America great again, which unfortunately is just a promised pipe dream.
←Rate | 04-01-2017 05:31 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Jobs, jobs jobs. Trump won't stop until every American can afford to hire a Russian call girl to pee on them.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 11:48 Comments (10)  

   messageicon It was fortunate that while investigation into Trump's wild claims took place, there was no other news to report.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The bright side of Trump eradicating the ozone layer is even with melanoma and retinal cancer, we can all enjoy the pretty polluted sunsets.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I knew Trump would declare war pretty soon into his Presidency but I didn't think we'd be so lucky he'd declare war on the "Freedom" Caucus.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you think Mike Pence referring to his wife as mother is disturbing, just wait until you hear what Trump calls Ivanka behind closed doors.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The reason Trump won't release his tax returns is religious. He doesn't want us to mock his profit.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Republican Marriages: To avoid temptation, Mike Pence won't dine alone with women. To avoid temptation, Melania Trump lives in New York.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Flynn has agreed to testify in exchange for immunity. "Can someone please offer me a deal?" responds Melania Trump.
←Rate | 03-31-2017 05:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is trying to stop Yates from testifying because the only thing he hates more than strong women are strong women who tell the truth.
←Rate | 03-28-2017 12:27 Comments (5)  

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