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   messageicon One of the great things about having kids is that you can check your pulse using the veins on the side of your head
←Rate | 04-10-2018 15:21 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon Actually I don't think it would be all that hard to get out of a pickle.
←Rate | 04-17-2018 11:09 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have learned to protect myself against identity theft by keeping a low credit score and no money.
←Rate | 04-26-2018 08:10 by markf Comments (1)  

   messageicon Laugh now, but one day you will be so mad when another car cuts you off and you shake your fist out the window at some robot driver
←Rate | 04-29-2018 20:33 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon We need a montage of dads trying to order for the whole family in drive-thrus
←Rate | 05-04-2018 22:12 by markf Comments (0)  

   messageicon Almond milk? I didn't even know almonds had nipples.
←Rate | 05-20-2018 21:33 by markf Comments (0)  


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