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   messageicon My car runs on gas.. Not friendship. So pay the f*ck up.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 12:41 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Allstate guy doesn't count as a black friend.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 00:37 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon íts funnч hσw whєn ím σn thє phσnє í wαndєr tσ plαcєs ín mч hσusє í nєvєr gσ.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 11:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 20:49 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon -Thinking about the time I got head so good I drooled in her hair by mistake o.0
←Rate | 01-31-2012 10:29 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
←Rate | 01-31-2012 19:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Friday dance ‎(((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em
←Rate | 02-03-2012 13:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon If anybody slips and falls down at mid field in the second half I'm blaming the sweat that dripped from Madonna's vag.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 20:36 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
←Rate | 02-10-2012 14:21 by FADOLO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some families argue over pizza toppings. We argue over who's gunna keester a balloon of dope for my Aunt when we visit her in Jail tomorrow.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 23:56 by FADOLO Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you don't use 1:11, 2:22 or 3:33 when starting the microwave you have yet to unlock my level of laziness.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 20:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon RIP to the millions of people who die every day and don't get recognized
←Rate | 02-12-2012 01:32 by FADOLO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I mean, we all grieve in our own ways. She chose to listen to The Bodyguard soundtrack all night. I chose $1,100 worth of lap dances.
←Rate | 02-12-2012 11:41 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I could have lived forever without knowing grandpa had a 'dong down to his knees' but thanks for the visual grandma.
←Rate | 02-12-2012 19:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife's always walking into things and getting hurt. Yesterday it was our bedroom while I was fu*king her sister.
←Rate | 02-12-2012 20:08 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who let Tony Bennett out of the nursing home?
←Rate | 02-12-2012 22:38 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Paul McCartney looks like my uncle Fred after a 12 pack.
←Rate | 02-12-2012 23:59 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I'd rather hear gunshots coming from my parents bedroom than hear one more second of Chris Brown tonight.
←Rate | 02-13-2012 00:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Last night my wife and I had a dinner party. About Halfway through it, I decided to walk the dog. My wife went mental and told me to grow up and stop doing tricks with my yoyo.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 15:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  

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