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   messageicon wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call AT&T.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girls r like a mosquito: when it stops making a noise,you know it's up to something.
←Rate | 10-21-2010 00:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll make you swallow your pride!!
←Rate | 10-29-2010 22:58 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't care what the world knows about me just so long as my parents never finds out
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:40 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon So many things remind me of You, mostly when I sit on the toilet.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real damn accomplishment.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:59 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon next time my name is in your mouth I hope you choke on it ass =)
←Rate | 11-03-2010 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are damn footprints on the moon.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your dreaming with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 18:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jealousy is an illness, get well soon!
←Rate | 11-28-2010 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to go to the gym and run 7 miles tomorrow morning to continue trying to look good but then I remembered I own Photoshop like some of you guys.
←Rate | 12-26-2010 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.
←Rate | 01-27-2011 22:52 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?
←Rate | 02-01-2011 00:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
←Rate | 02-15-2011 23:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where you find true friendship, You find true love.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man's last romance.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a stalker I'm just bad with goodbyes
←Rate | 03-06-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 12:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 12:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 18:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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