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   messageicon You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 11:36 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."
←Rate | 03-06-2011 11:39 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I don't hear from someone in a while I think, "Oh, sh$t They found out."
←Rate | 03-06-2011 14:17 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Note to self: Never make a sarcastic remark to someone who is really angry, unless you're prepared to run like hell.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 15:05 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life's too short to wake up in a bad mood- I save mine until I get to work.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 15:06 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it bad when I'm talking to myself and I'm not even listening?
←Rate | 03-06-2011 15:47 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Only good thing that can come from a kim kardashian song, is a kim kardashian music video!
←Rate | 03-06-2011 15:50 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
←Rate | 03-07-2011 13:38 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 12:00 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have an attitude problem. I have an attitude that you have a problem with. Therefore, I just have an attitude!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:13 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:15 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can talk about it.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:16 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have life moments when all I can do is stop and say "Seriously?"
←Rate | 03-09-2011 16:16 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's a hard thing not to trust the earth beneath your feet.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:57 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are the only ones who can control our own happiness, but sometimes it feels like someone else is holding the remote.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:57 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the world is gonna end, I've got to start spending money faster. Anyone up for a party?
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:58 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A stark reminder that we're just guests on this planet.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:59 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My lady asked me if we could go out to somewhere expensive the other night, so I took her to the gas station.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:59 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Sometimes what is said is not what is meant and what is meant is left unsaid.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 20:32 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I found the key to success...however, I found a note from success's landlord saying that the locks have been changed.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 23:02 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  




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