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   messageicon life is too ironic to understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, Noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 23:20 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon DEAR SIDEWALK, Please get wider... SINCERELY, 3rd FRIEND WALKING BEHIND FEELING EXCLUDED.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 22:25 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear ladies: We are not that hard to find. We are in the friend zone, right where you left us. Sincerely, The nice guys.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 01:57 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 01:23 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do ladies spend so much anger on The Other Woman? They should really be more infuriated with their cheating lover.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 01:53 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon i have 2 sisters,one 14 and the other 6. the 14 year old was arguing with the 6 year old and said" SANTA ISN'T REAL!" without blinking,the 6 year old said"neither is edward cullen!" I don't wanna be mean so i'll say this,one ran away crying.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 15:25 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I tell em " would you put a bumper sticker on your ferrari?
←Rate | 01-14-2012 07:49 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Secret Life of the American Teenager? More like Sex Life of the American Whore.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 21:10 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks when you make a really awesome post but then someone steals your glory with an even better comment.
←Rate | 10-15-2011 19:23 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only at Mcdonalds do they say,"Sorry about your wait" and really mean "weight.",
←Rate | 10-19-2011 20:18 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 16:47 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't it stink if there were thousands of other planets that had life, and we on Earth were the ONLY ones who didn't know? And we were the butt of aliens' jokes, i.e. "You're stupid as an Earthling."
←Rate | 11-26-2011 20:42 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If somebody does a backflip, they automatically become a bada$$.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 18:38 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 00:35 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whoever said that nothing rhymes with orange clearly doesn't know the correct pronunciation of 'nothing,'
←Rate | 11-06-2011 20:24 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boobs are like the sun, you can only take quick glances, but wear sunglasses and you can look until the world ends.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 03:29 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today I changed my name in my dads phone to God and when he swore I texted him saying "I HEARD THAT!" The look on his face; priceless.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 21:44 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anything that comes in a spray can doubles as a bug killer.
←Rate | 10-14-2011 05:03 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Overhearing someone ask their friend a question sucks when you know the answer, but can't exhibit your amazing knowledge without seeming like a weirdo for listening to their conversation.
←Rate | 10-12-2011 19:22 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Candy companies need to learn that making a candy bar and eighth of its original size does not make it "fun sized," it just makes more wrappers to throw away.
←Rate | 11-02-2011 16:19 by g0re Comments (0)  



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