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   messageicon it safe for white folks to say the n word while doing karaoke ?
←Rate | 05-13-2011 03:07 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Women are like cell phones, they love to be held, they love to be talked to, but if you push the wrong button, you'll be disconnected,"!
←Rate | 07-14-2011 00:03 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe I'm eagerly waiting to hear Obama speak and tell me something other than his resignation.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:37 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unless you come from a ethnicity with a tribal history. Having a tribal tottoo just helps others point out just how stupid that your are. Yes white college boy I'm talking to you.
←Rate | 04-09-2011 05:36 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies! I may not have the pen!s of a black man but I do have the toung of a lesbi@n.
←Rate | 11-28-2011 14:47 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a bigger grill. And I'm not talking about the gold bubba teeth.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 16:36 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found out yesterday that apparently saying I have dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 51 in a 15 mph school zone.
←Rate | 06-16-2011 03:37 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has come to the conclusion the more women have seen naked by accident than on purpose.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 20:18 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not much of a Target person...just seems hypocritical that you can't buy guns, ammo or....targets at a place called Target!!
←Rate | 05-28-2013 02:53 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My tourette syndrome in under control untill I have to deal with DUMB A$S! stupid people who lack basic MOTHER FUNK1NG! common sense. SH1T! B1TCH!
←Rate | 04-03-2012 23:55 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: Soccer is a game invented by European ladies to pass the time while their husbands cooked dinner. Go practice your throw-ins, you cheese-eating surrender monkey!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 21:56 by ff1241 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Heritage For The Blind wants me to donate my old car to them. FUNK THAT! We have enought people that can't drive that can see why the hell would I want a blind person driving.
←Rate | 06-11-2013 20:03 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roundabouts and retarded people are like round holes and square pegs, you can force them together, but it isn't going to be pretty.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 05:01 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm really looking forward to the hurricane coverage to see which news reporter falls flat on their face from the wind...Ahhh, watching them fall never gets old!
←Rate | 08-25-2012 18:57 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A few of you are upset with me for not removing my facial hair. Not sure why because your not the ones kissing me on the lips. But I am willing to make a compromise. So I will be removing some hair on my right a$$ cheek just in case.
←Rate | 04-02-2012 18:48 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quote of the night. "Sex dolls are not meant for speed."
←Rate | 04-07-2011 02:43 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just wanna be friends to but with just your va jj.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 20:57 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being dyslexic and online dating can be a big problem. My last date I thought it said nympho maniac. Turns out she was a necro'philic.
←Rate | 04-15-2012 21:04 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting into an argument with a stupid people is something you will never win at even when you do. Like tic-tac-toe or global thermonuclear war.
←Rate | 06-28-2012 19:40 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finding the lost TV remote I looked between the bed sheets. Just wish I could find a hot naked women there now and then.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 05:23 by ff1241 Comments (0)  



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