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   messageicon If I could slow down real life , like the fights scenes on a fighting movie . I would punch people more often .
←Rate | 02-24-2011 13:19 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A stark reminder that we're just guests on this planet.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:59 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the world is gonna end, I've got to start spending money faster. Anyone up for a party?
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:58 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter what people think of you, walk around with your head held high. Multiple chins are not cute.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:07 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what's amazing? "how I met your mother"
←Rate | 02-24-2011 15:24 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying.
←Rate | 01-29-2011 21:35 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Real men like curves; Only dogs like bones.
←Rate | 05-31-2011 09:28 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Only good thing that can come from a kim kardashian song, is a kim kardashian music video!
←Rate | 03-06-2011 15:50 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's rush hour and a million people are going West and a million are going East. We should either swap jobs or swap houses
←Rate | 06-09-2011 09:03 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you are reading this status between 7AM and 5 PM--Get a Job!! OR-- Get back to WORK!!
←Rate | 01-19-2011 15:41 by abbybaby34 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Dont smoke...there are cooler ways to die.
←Rate | 02-15-2011 23:09 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls gain weight because their brains can't hold all the info so it spreads to other places. Therefore she's not fat, she's a genius.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 11:45 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Discount Chocolate Tuesday!
←Rate | 02-15-2011 13:28 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon plan for the day. 1. get off work and drink till Monday. 2.figure the rest out later
←Rate | 03-17-2011 18:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inside me is a skinny woman screaming to get out. I can usually shut her up with a cookie.
←Rate | 02-18-2011 12:06 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're in a relationship for sex it's like buying an airplane for the peanuts.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 09:45 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what happened to that guy from the 90's who sang that song about barely breathing. I hope he's OK!
←Rate | 05-10-2011 16:03 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just bought a new pack of socks to avoid doing laundry tonight.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:23 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon It's a hard thing not to trust the earth beneath your feet.
←Rate | 03-11-2011 13:57 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll bet you the President gets his mail today.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 18:09 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  



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