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   messageicon Whoever designed my new phone that uses power to light up, beep and shake on and off for 15 minutes or so before it dies should be fired.
←Rate | 06-28-2019 02:22 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to the guy in the Beamer who gave me the finger for honking and waving at him. Your cell phone is on the roof of your car!
←Rate | 07-22-2019 12:08 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon To end the coin storage let us all join together as a nation and dig into our couch cushions where we all should be sitting to help end the Coronavirus.
←Rate | 08-14-2020 12:47 by moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you touch your phone in all the right places a pizza will arrive at your door.
←Rate | 12-18-2018 10:09 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, facebook is blue no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
←Rate | 10-29-2018 22:48 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good newsh, I'm shurvivfing the dentisht wivout any notishable shide affecshss!
←Rate | 12-12-2020 20:25 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A clean house and finish projects is the sign of someone who hasn't looked at Facebook in a while.
←Rate | 02-05-2021 17:34 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon ¡ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq I ǝɯᴉʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ
←Rate | 01-29-2020 10:43 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see NASA is planning a mission to find water on the moon and maybe I'll go someday if they find enough to make a decent cup of coffee with.
←Rate | 06-11-2020 13:39 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to know who your real facebook fiends are all you have to do is post that you got a new phone and need numbers.
←Rate | 12-31-2018 08:19 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon After much consideration I've decided not to host the Grammys this year.
←Rate | 01-31-2019 10:21 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I deactivated my automatic spell checker on Facebook. Who I really didn't know in real life anyways.
←Rate | 08-07-2020 15:42 by moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who am I sad passed away? Anwer: Alex Trebek.
←Rate | 11-09-2020 16:50 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Okay, time to be productive!....or in other words log out of facebook. Which by the way is the secret to my success.
←Rate | 04-15-2019 22:12 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks to Facebook me and my friend's can now send each other invites and make plans months in advance like we're going on an expedition to the upper reaches of Mongolia to get together for a cup of coffee.
←Rate | 07-17-2019 21:50 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so old when I was a kid the World Wide Web what is connected by a string, and two cups.
←Rate | 01-07-2020 10:17 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying to figure how I know people from their profile picture is making excepting friendships harder and harder with all these masks.
←Rate | 05-03-2020 17:15 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think I've spent half the time I've been staying home due to the Coronavirus just scrolling looking for something to watch on Netflix.
←Rate | 05-10-2020 23:04 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon For Sale. Slightly used Christmas tree. Price negotiable. Can pick up in front of neighbor's house.
←Rate | 01-23-2019 09:49 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I can never be serous on facebook as it's just a website that shouldn't be taken too seriously. Like seriously.
←Rate | 03-16-2019 09:36 by Moon Comments (0)  




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