Moon Funny Status Messages

   Shout out to the guy in the Beamer who gave me the finger for honking and waving at him. Your cell phone is on the roof of your car!

   To end the coin storage let us all join together as a nation and dig into our couch cushions where we all should be sitting to help end the Coronavirus.

   If you touch your phone in all the right places a pizza will arrive at your door.

   Roses are red, facebook is blue no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

   Good newsh, I'm shurvivfing the dentisht wivout any notishable shide affecshss!

   A clean house and finish projects is the sign of someone who hasn't looked at Facebook in a while.

   ¡ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq I ǝɯᴉʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ

   I see NASA is planning a mission to find water on the moon and maybe I'll go someday if they find enough to make a decent cup of coffee with.

   If you want to know who your real facebook fiends are all you have to do is post that you got a new phone and need numbers.

   So if no one posted pictures of the lunar eclipse for friends who don't look up from their phones did it really happen?

   After much consideration I've decided not to host the Grammys this year.

   I deactivated my automatic spell checker on Facebook. Who I really didn't know in real life anyways.

   Who am I sad passed away? Anwer: Alex Trebek.

   I'm so old when I was a kid the World Wide Web what is connected by a string, and two cups.

   Trying to figure how I know people from their profile picture is making excepting friendships harder and harder with all these masks.

   Think I've spent half the time I've been staying home due to the Coronavirus just scrolling looking for something to watch on Netflix.

   Okay, time to be productive!....or in other words log out of facebook. Which by the way is the secret to my success.

   Thanks to Facebook me and my friend's can now send each other invites and make plans months in advance like we're going on an expedition to the upper reaches of Mongolia to get together for a cup of coffee.

   For Sale. Slightly used Christmas tree. Price negotiable. Can pick up in front of neighbor's house.

   Sorry I can never be serous on facebook as it's just a website that shouldn't be taken too seriously. Like seriously.