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   messageicon Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:25 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:34 by cj Comments (0)  

   messageicon The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:31 by cj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 12:35 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey, to any friend that has has ever helped me out THANKS, I'm sure I've told you before but I have just been thinking about all that other have done for me and I really appreciate it !!!! THANK YOU !!!
←Rate | 06-11-2011 14:46 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I may be the girl of us two, but I think I've proven I've got way more balls.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:23 by cj Comments (0)  

   messageicon A friend is like a good bra: hard to find, comfortable, supportive, always lifts you up, makes you look better, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, and always close to your heart.
←Rate | 06-06-2011 13:56 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon When God closes one door he opens another. I just hope it's not a trap door.
←Rate | 04-22-2010 16:01 by cj Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am having an out of money experience.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 15:27 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can't judge a book by it's cover...but you can judge milk by it's smell.
←Rate | 03-15-2012 11:54 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon just another brick in the wall
←Rate | 09-09-2008 15:10 by Cj Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the game doesn't freeze every 6 minutes, then you're not watching FOX.
←Rate | 05-11-2010 17:08 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, "keep away from children."
←Rate | 02-21-2011 12:02 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes”
←Rate | 03-27-2011 12:08 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon God must love stupid people. He made so many.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 12:19 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon apparently just having one of those days....tonight is definitely going to be sponsored by Coors light!!
←Rate | 08-22-2012 19:23 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Wife = Happy Life
←Rate | 03-30-2011 12:30 by CJ Comments (1)  

   messageicon Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond, by the end you will wish you had a club and a spade.
←Rate | 06-22-2012 20:50 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 11:15 by CJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Laughter burns calories.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 11:59 by CJ Comments (0)  

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