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   messageicon You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook needs a “Drama of the day” section in my news feed. 
←Rate | 01-23-2012 10:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best friends have Conversations impossible to understand by other people…
←Rate | 05-23-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be sad because someone gave up on you. Feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would never give up on them.
←Rate | 05-25-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So they pay $1 million for commercials of starving kids but they can't feed them?
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:49 by BEGO Comments (4)  


   messageicon Who else backspaces their whole password, even if only one letter is wrong?
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. “Billy is alone in his room.”
←Rate | 08-23-2012 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends
←Rate | 03-09-2011 11:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how girls always brag about "omg my bf is the best". Then next week he's a cheater, asshole and loser.
←Rate | 09-26-2011 20:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's an damn App for that. It's called "respect".
←Rate | 04-25-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOW can dogs sniff out bombs, save a guy from drowning, keep you from walking into traffic, but CANT figure out how to UNWRAP themselves from around a tree!
←Rate | 12-29-2011 19:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life gets a lot easier once you decide to become part of the problem.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 21:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans
←Rate | 10-01-2012 22:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do people in movies keep all their lights off when they hear a noise? I’d be lighting that place up like friggin’ Times Square.
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of being single is that you always get to be right.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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