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   messageicon Facebook needs a “Drama of the day” section in my news feed. 
←Rate | 01-23-2012 10:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best friends have Conversations impossible to understand by other people…
←Rate | 05-23-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be sad because someone gave up on you. Feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would never give up on them.
←Rate | 05-25-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Technology is creating all kinds of new psychological problems. Losing a cell phone can put almost anyone into a panic attack, followed shortly by separation anxiety disorder.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Friendships with coworkers are based on a mutual hatred for your jobs
←Rate | 10-01-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real damn accomplishment.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:59 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon There are worse things than waking up on the wrong side of the bed. You could wake up on the right side of the bed with the wrong person.
←Rate | 06-21-2011 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So they pay $1 million for commercials of starving kids but they can't feed them?
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:49 by BEGO Comments (4)  


   messageicon Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. “Billy is alone in his room.”
←Rate | 08-23-2012 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's an damn App for that. It's called "respect".
←Rate | 04-25-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve..
←Rate | 07-25-2011 23:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans
←Rate | 10-01-2012 22:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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