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   messageicon Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best friends have Conversations impossible to understand by other people…
←Rate | 05-23-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be sad because someone gave up on you. Feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would never give up on them.
←Rate | 05-25-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook needs a “Drama of the day” section in my news feed. 
←Rate | 01-23-2012 10:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Technology is creating all kinds of new psychological problems. Losing a cell phone can put almost anyone into a panic attack, followed shortly by separation anxiety disorder.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Friendships with coworkers are based on a mutual hatred for your jobs
←Rate | 10-01-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So they pay $1 million for commercials of starving kids but they can't feed them?
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:49 by BEGO Comments (4)  


   messageicon Ghetto pronunciation: Bathroom = Baafrumm, Refrigerator = Fridgerataa, Remote = Moken Troll.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. “Billy is alone in his room.”
←Rate | 08-23-2012 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's an damn App for that. It's called "respect".
←Rate | 04-25-2011 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 10:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve..
←Rate | 07-25-2011 23:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life gets a lot easier once you decide to become part of the problem.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 21:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of being single is that you always get to be right.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know why beer companies bother with an expiration date... it's never going to make it anywhere near that.
←Rate | 06-13-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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