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X is
now changing your status
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Submitted: 03-11-2008 20:39
X is
joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
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Submitted: 03-12-2008 19:27 by Sherif Ramadan
X is
being remembered by the Titans!!
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Submitted: 03-14-2008 03:04 by Tom Thairu
X is
suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!
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Submitted: 04-22-2008 10:56
X is
legally dead for tax purposes
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Submitted: 03-14-2008 03:46
X is
having his nails done !!
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Submitted: 03-14-2008 08:15
X is
not in your extended network
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Submitted: 03-15-2008 05:17
X is
filming you in the shower and posting it on you tube
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Submitted: 03-15-2008 05:24
X is
throwing a clock out the window seeing if time really will fly...
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Submitted: 03-15-2008 20:31 by I.k.
X is
in your head
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Submitted: 03-16-2008 02:57
X is
just not that into you.
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Submitted: 03-16-2008 02:58
X is
fed up of talking about himself in the 3rd person. Stupid (name)!
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Submitted: 03-17-2008 08:46
X is
beta testing your mom.
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Submitted: 03-19-2008 08:53 by Tantru42069
X is
"the kid next door's, imaginary friend"
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Submitted: 03-19-2008 09:55
X is
leaving your mouth with a great clean feeling
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Submitted: 03-31-2008 22:12
X is
divulging his mind in the complexities of t... ooo look a kitty
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Submitted: 03-19-2008 19:52 by #NAME?
X is
having trouble watering the plastic plants
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Submitted: 03-19-2008 23:24
X is
playing strip monopoly with a Russian sailor and a midget called Greg
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Submitted: 03-20-2008 01:40 by Timblewee
X is
a Figment of your imagination
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Submitted: 03-20-2008 02:57
X is
"Now in all good toy shops, batteries not included"
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Submitted: 03-20-2008 02:58 by X
