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X is suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!
X is undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot
X is trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?
X is crakalakin
X is a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it
X is cute but psycho..things even out
X is totally gonna take over the world one day >=D
X is talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you
X is radiating a glow of pure awesomeness
X is "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"
X is an expert on padded cells
X is getting enough exercise pushing her limits
X is making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose
X is a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!
X is "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."
X is running out of places to hide the bodies...
X is in a PBS world with a MTV mind
X says ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...
X is "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
X is running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!