Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X is suffering from insanity...and enjoying every minute of it!

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X is undressing your profile pic with his eyes and you look hot

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X is trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?

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X is crakalakin

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X is a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it

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X is cute but psycho..things even out

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X is totally gonna take over the world one day >=D

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X is talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you

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X is radiating a glow of pure awesomeness

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X is "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"

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X is an expert on padded cells

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X is getting enough exercise pushing her limits

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X is making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose

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X is a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

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X is "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

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X is running out of places to hide the bodies...

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X is in a PBS world with a MTV mind

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X says ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

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X is "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

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X is running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

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